Starlight Winkel Machine: Telos Citizenship. To get citizenship on Telos one must go through this ridiculous process of proving one's bravery by first running down the hall of memories through the turrets to see if you don't get hit. Putting people's lives at risk, or the spiders. I don't know which. Telorans are not known for their standards of safety in these procedures and bizzare rituals set in place by a Mr Storm Transk who is at the current time the national hero of the planet. This guy should be cut out. Cut. CUT!
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Starlight Winkel Machine: The poor spiders, I feel sorry for the dears. They will never again see the beauties of this life ever again. I feel that something should be done about it, I could complain to the council but the council don't seem to be listening. Telos is a fallen world, mired in deep conflict with other worlds. Its principal power being the trusty old blunderbust.
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Starlight Winkel machine: Well I for one, will not want to try to get citizenship on this planet. Excuse me a moment. I'm being interrupted again. What do you mean because I don't have citizenship on this planet and that I have to go get myself a security clearance pass from the Security Issurer Office? Who do you droids think you are. I'm Starlight Winkel, I'm the News
king around here. I should be able to go whenever I like. Hey, get your hands off me. Help, what do you mean i'm now being fined 100 credits for not cooperating?. I haven't even finished what I was trying to report. Dam these droids. Er Starlight Winkel is signing off now. I am experiencing a few technical difficulties again. |
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1. Loana: Ok let's see what damage she has done this time. 2. Loana: Here we go. 3. Loana: I tried to warn you that she gets things twisted. 4. Loana: Let's see what she has been writing. 5. Loana: This ought to be good. 6. Loana: Don't be here too long guys. She might be trying to spy on us. 7. Loana: Why do you want to read all her ramblings for? |
Starlight Winkel Machine: The name Telos comes from the ancient name called Telorean and that name originates from some guy who tripped over the umm, oh dam where's my mic gone to. Excuse me one moment. Oh no, I must've lost it when I landed on this miserable planet. Excuse me one moment I have to head back into the shuttle bay. Starlight Winkel will be back as soon as she soon. Hey Droid, come back here with the shuttle, no don't leave me here. I've got to get my mic back its somewhere fallen on board the shuttle. Droid, Hey come back here I'm Starlight Winkel dammit it. My readers depend on me.
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Starlight Winkel Machine: Now where was I? Ah Yes. Some guy who called himself a Telorite
took upon himself the name of Telorean, and as history seems to show after much war and fighting, eventually changed the name to Telos I guess to shorten it. Well there you go readers, that's the history of the name of the planet. This is Starlight Winkel signing out. |
Starlight Winkel Machine: What do you mean because I had docked my shuttle here that I'm required to pay a 300 credit docking fee? Isn't this is free counsel land?. Are you droids even listening to me? Hey, don't turn away when I'm talking to you. Starlite Winkel demmands the fee to be reversed. I didn't know I was going to be charged like that otherwise i would not have even come here. Where is your council droid. I demmand some answers. You can't treat your guests like this.
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Loana: Oh this can't be good. Not with her around. She's always misrepresenting the facts and twisting things no matter what world she visits.. But she's spreading her misinformation now through information vendor machines? I heard she likes spreading her fame around but Surely this now going too far.
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Nosey Nella Parkbottom: Yeah, my boss is sometimes like that, I've always wondered why
she stretches things. I guess its all for the fame, I don't know all her motives guys. I'm just as surprised as you are to see this machine here. I don't know what to think at the moment. Come to think of it she could've replaced me with a machine. |
Nosey Nella Parkbottom: If so then she has gone too far this time. I hope there are no more
of them, but let's read the information and see what she has been up to. Hurry before the machine goes berserk on us. - End of script for this area Systems List |