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Starlight Winkel Machine: Telos Citizenship. To get citizenship on Telos one must go through this ridiculous process of proving one's bravery by first running down the hall of memories through the turrets to see if you don't get hit. Putting people's lives at risk, or the spiders. I don't know which. Telorans are not known for their standards of safety in these procedures and bizzare rituals set in place by a Mr Storm Transk who is at the current time the national hero of the planet. This guy should be cut out. Cut. CUT!
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Storm: What garbage she is spouting now off about me? She is talking dribble. |
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Starlight Winkel Machine: Excuse me sir, BUT DON"T INTERUPT ME AND SAY I"M TAKLING DRIBBLE WHEN I'M READING. |
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Commander: This machine has a personality problem, I'm sure of it, Something has gone wrong. It should not be shouting at us like that. Wasn't it programmed in with any manners and respect? |
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Nosey Nella Parkbottom: That's not a personality problem, that's my boss how she normally speaks This machine is so lifelike, its amazing its mimicking her behavior quite well. |
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Starlight Winkel Machine: Spiders are forced by the millions to march down this pathway in front of the turrets to have their mudae little existence wiped out by the twisted antics of Mr Transk. It appears that Mr. Transk is a disturbed man. |
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Storm: Disturbed? What is she talking about. I didn't kill the spiders, they ran straight into the turrets. |
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Loana: A likely story Storm, I don't buy it, I think Starlight is right in her description of
your twisted antics in letting those poor defenceless creatures become targets for the turrets like that. |
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Storm: Why are you people trying to make me feel guilty all of a sudden. The turrets are just doing their job. |
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Commander: Hold on, there's more. |
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Starlight Winkel Machine: The poor spiders, I feel sorry for the dears. They will never again see the beauties of this life ever again. I feel that something should be done about it, I could complain to the council but the council don't seem to be listening. Telos is a fallen world, mired in deep conflict with other worlds. Its principal power being the trusty old blunderbust.
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Storm: What is she tallking about. The Principal power of our world is not some blunderbust, its our our own ability to stand up and fight. She has got it all wrong. |
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Loana: See, I told you she gets things somehow twisted. Shes dangerous. She spreads mass misinformation now that she has these information machines. Who knows how far this misinformation has gone. |
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Nosey Nella Parkbottom: Twisted around Like a little preztel. |
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Cronis: Something has to be done about that woman and her reporting. If she is not getting the facts right then why is she allowed to continue to report? |
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Starlight Winkel machine: Well I for one, will not want to try to get citizenship on this planet. Excuse me a moment. I'm being interrupted again. What do you mean because I don't have citizenship on this planet and that I have to go get myself a security clearance pass from the Security Issurer Office? Who do you droids think you are. I'm Starlight Winkel, I'm the News
king around here. I should be able to go whenever I like. Hey, get your hands off me. Help, what do you mean i'm now being fined 100 credits for not cooperating?. I haven't even finished what I was trying to report. Dam these droids. Er Starlight Winkel is signing off now. I am experiencing a few technical difficulties again. |
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1. Loana: Ok let's see what damage she has done this time. 2. Loana: Here we go. 3. Loana: I tried to warn you that she gets things twisted. 4. Loana: Let's see what she has been writing. 5. Loana: This ought to be good. 6. Loana: Don't be here too long guys. She might be trying to spy on us. 7. Loana: Why do you want to read all her ramblings for? |
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Starlight Winkel Machine: The name Telos comes from the ancient name called Telorean and that name originates from some guy who tripped over the umm, oh dam where's my mic gone to. Excuse me one moment. Oh no, I must've lost it when I landed on this miserable planet. Excuse me one moment I have to head back into the shuttle bay. Starlight Winkel will be back as soon as she soon. Hey Droid, come back here with the shuttle, no don't leave me here. I've got to get my mic back its somewhere fallen on board the shuttle. Droid, Hey come back here I'm Starlight Winkel dammit it. My readers depend on me.
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Rex: Now that is a surprise, the Drama drags on with her. It followers her around like a Warbler Bee. |
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Herc Commander: (giggles) |
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Commander: Ermm, that's not what I expected her to write, what was she live on the air when she was trying to write this up? Before she lost her mic? |
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Storm: I can't believe she called my planet a miserable planet. I'm dissapointed. |
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Loana: She's given an accurate description of it Storm with the Fangrcrawler, the Jelies, the other strange creatures we ran into. |
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Storm: Well, Thanks a lot Loana. |
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Loana: You're welcome. |
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Storm: That's not what I meant. |
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Commander: Pipe Down guys, she has written some more here. |
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Starlight Winkel Machine: Now where was I? Ah Yes. Some guy who called himself a Telorite
took upon himself the name of Telorean, and as history seems to show after much war and fighting, eventually changed the name to Telos I guess to shorten it. Well there you go readers, that's the history of the name of the planet. This is Starlight Winkel signing out. |
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Storm: The nerve of that woman. She dosen't know the whole history of how we got the name. |
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Cronis: She probably gave the shortened version of it. Hold on she's saying more. |
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Starlight Winkel Machine: What do you mean because I had docked my shuttle here that I'm required to pay a 300 credit docking fee? Isn't this is free counsel land?. Are you droids even listening to me? Hey, don't turn away when I'm talking to you. Starlite Winkel demmands the fee to be reversed. I didn't know I was going to be charged like that otherwise i would not have even come here. Where is your council droid. I demmand some answers. You can't treat your guests like this.
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Loana: Oh how embarassing for her. Well that appears to be all there is. |
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Rex: This woman is always getting herself into trouble with security. |
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Loana: Oh this can't be good. Not with her around. She's always misrepresenting the facts and twisting things no matter what world she visits.. But she's spreading her misinformation now through information vendor machines? I heard she likes spreading her fame around but Surely this now going too far.
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Starlight Winkel Machine: Please Select a topic to read. |
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Nosey Nella Parkbottom: Yeah, my boss is sometimes like that, I've always wondered why
she stretches things. I guess its all for the fame, I don't know all her motives guys. I'm just as surprised as you are to see this machine here. I don't know what to think at the moment. Come to think of it she could've replaced me with a machine. |
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Starlight Winkel Machine: In case you didn't hear me clearly, PLEASE SELECT A TOPIC TO READ, I haven't got all day. |
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Commander: What a rude impaitent machine. |
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Storm: Haven't got all day, listen machine you're not going anywhere. You're stuck in the corner. |
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Starlight Winkel Machine: Excuse me, Just select the topic and hurry up about it or I will call security. |
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Storm: Gee this machine needs a new attitude adjustment. What's wrong with it?. |
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Nosey Nella Parkbottom: Well that's certainly is the boss attitude alright. I hope she did not decide to turn herself into a vendor machine. |
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Loana: Don't even go there Nella. |
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Commander: Not in here Storm or you will have security pouring all over this place. |
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Storm: Oh yeah I forgot they might call up the C3 Battledroid. Ok then Commander. |
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Commander: Call up a C3 battledroid?, ok whatever that is I don't like the sound of that. |
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Storm: You won't, its got spooky music. The C3 battledroid was one of my ideas for increasing security down on the planet. |
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Loana: You have a twisted mind Storm. You should never have been in charge of security. if you was on my planet and did that, I would fire you. |
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Storm: You would fire me, if I was your only hope for your planet would you still do the same? |
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Loana: I guess not. Why did you give that c3battle droid spooky music for? |
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Storm: I like a little suspense before the fight begins. |
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+ If you already met the first c3 battledroid in the Security Issurer Office this pops up
Commander: What, there is another one of those dam droids? |
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Loana: Oh, no not this battledroid again, the last one was trouble. I thought this trouble and now we have to deal with another one of these? |
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Starlight Winkel Machine: Hurry up and select a topic. This is your final warning. |
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Commander: She has created some kind of News Reporter vendor machine. Good grief. I did NOT expect her to go this far. This is ridiculous. |
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Nosey Nella Parkbottom: If so then she has gone too far this time. I hope there are no more
of them, but let's read the information and see what she has been up to. Hurry before the machine goes berserk on us. - End of script for this area Systems List |