Commander: No, put the hammer down, where did you get that hammer from? I didn't put one in my crew quarters. Who spawned that in here? I'll take a talking to the evil game developer. I don't want water spilt all over the place. I don't want my quarters to get all flooded. Don't you understand that if you bash a hole in it the water is going to all leak out, it won't make the tank any more bigger. It will just keep the shaders busy. Just take the fish out and put him back where you got him from.
Fishy By Noob: Oh you don't want to know, just keep your distance from it and you will be fine and you will beable to end this conversation.
Get close to the fish (script below)
Keep your distance from the fish (script under divider)
Leave Captain Quarters area
Fishy By Noob: What are you doing, no you don't want to do that.
Commander: Teethy time?
+ The Fish jumps out and Lashes out and does 200 damage to the commander and hangs on his arm.
Commander: Ouch, that wretched fish just bit me. Get it off, Janice, Doctor Thompson, anyone, this is a code red Arrrrghhh emergency. I am severely damaged. This ugly fish won't let go. Get it off me. Get it off me this instant... ouch...
+ Loana comes running into the room.
Loana: What's all the commotion in here, EEEKK GOOD GRIEF look at this awful looking thing, who put that into the tank. Commander, I told you once I told you before, stop playing around with the strange wildlife around here, we don't know a whole lot about this crazy planet. Get rid of it. Immediately. Stop playing with the fish and just put it back in the tank or wherever it came from.
Commander; Arrgh I'm going all yellow.
Read Message from Noob on Computer Terminal (Script below)
Leave Quarters back to bridge (G)
Visit The Doctor's Infirmary (cript below 2nd div)
Wander around ship
+ The Messsage Reads:
Hello, its Computer Noob Here. Hmm I didn't know what Formet meant, so I clicked on that. I hope I didn't do any damage. Where did your Meedical Database go to, Oops sorry I think its gone. i can't find it.
Commander: ARRRGHH, Docotor Thompson, come in tell me this is not so, that our Medical Records have all been deleted by this Noob.
+ Down in Sickbay Medical
Doctor Thompson: Get away, No, you can't have that Chemical Flask or that Needle, you need to learn you cannot take things of other people. Sorry Commander, I have got my hands full at the moment with these Noobs in Sickbay. The medical Database? Let me check, Good Grief, Yes I'm afraid its true, someone has deleted everything We have lost all our medical records thanks to some noob who issued the Format Command.
Doctor Thompson: I heard what that computer said, and I am not happy that I have to try to reconstruct all the medical records. Well I better get started, but in the meantime I got my hands full with some other Noob in my sickbay playing and poking around in my instruments, no don't touch that. Drat. He spilt another chemical flash on the floor, what a mess I will have to get it cleaned up. GET THIS NOOB OUT OF my sickbay before I go crazy in here. I can't do research with Noobs interfering with my work.
Commander: That does it, I WANT THESE NOOBS ALL OFF MY SHIP. Thank you Doctor, try to be paitent with this I will get the Noobs removed off the ship if its the last thing I ever do. Enough is Enough. When they are messing with the ship's doctor's research and deleting the medical records, they are messing with the wrong commander.
Doctor Thompson: Just a minute. Checking the medical Database of alien species now. Ahh. Yes Doom Fish frightens the yellow into people. No need to worry Commander, the fish is harmless unless bitten deep on the arm. Its a poison yellow color, but the poison is not life threatening Oh I think you will be yellow for a few hours but it should gradually go away. What were you doing near that fish anyway?
Commander: Hey little guy, come to keep me company I see. Well Ok then
Thorsen's Ship Diagnosis Report (in blue below divider)
Look at Ship Crew Dossier
Doctor's Crew Medical Reports
Engineering Report New Manifold
Faults And Ship Malfunctions List (Jacobs if triggered in storyline will show up)
Silver Nebula Report (if triggered elsewhere in storyline will show up) (script below)
Shuttle Bay Report
+ Research Progress For Plague Cure Progression Bar here..
By ASSIA NC7 Presidium Computer:
Commander, this region of space is very dangerous. Spooky even. Anomalies are not to be messed with your current level of shielding is too poor.. Recommended Action: UPGRADE MY CORE and make it snappy and upgrade my scanners.
Report: Silver Nebula.
Location: Ntis System near radioactive Barrier near some unknown anomalies Size of Nebula: 100,538 miles across, 400,322 miles wide. and 535,353 miles deep
Further scans inside the Nebula are inconclusive (waffle drone waffle) due to too much stellar interference and interference from anomalies also surrounding the area.
Cannot scan the south side due to too much bloom coming in from the southern stars. Ouch, Its blinding my sensors, reflecting off them.... Safest gap for the ship to enter in. without being affected by any anomalies is the north side. That's the with the least amount of bloom (this is sounding like reading a patent Application !!!) and you will be least likely to go blind Commander.. Always
looking out for you as usual.
WARNING: There are also some stars in the nebula whose cores appear to be unstable, but that could be because of the weakness of these nasty sensors. Those stars appear to have a case of The Solar BURPS. Avoid taking the ship near their noxious belching gasses. Those gases are dangerous to the crew and the ship without adequate shielding and you don't have good enough shielding. So if you go into he area then you go at your risk Commander. I suggest you upgrade the shielding first.
Unknown lifeforms may exist in the nebula, but scans are inconclusive, GET ME A more powerful scanner so i can do my job properly if you want more detail of whats inside this nebula, IMHO this current scanner I am using . is nothing but a piece of second grade junk. if I have limited scan range then I cannot give you any more additional information. So give me mercy, deliver me from out of the the clutches of solar interference..
And That ends the report (blab bla bla) and my job is done. Nc7 Computer ASSIS
Computer: Warning, Commander, the complete log is over 50 pages. You will fall asleep from reading all the faults. Yawn, I got tired of recording them, and still recording them by tomorrow I will have over 500 more pages. All this useless information filling up my memory core with all this junk, I will soon need a core upgrade.
+ If T6unit is in the Party this pops up also
Oh and tell your little droid to stop uploading star charts to my core memory banks, if you're not gonna upgrade my core, then you will start losing star charts because I will have nowhere else to put them. They take up alot of memory. Better yet, dump that t6unit out the airlock.
Computer: Here's Your Miserable report of faults you asked for.
Fault 001 Started at 5:15 in Engineering in the Warp Junction Please get Engineering to Fix Immediately
Fault 002 Started at 5:18 in Water Pumping Area, Leaky water pipe.
Fault 003 Started at 5:25 in Power Relay 04C in Ship Communication Area.
Fault 004 Started at 5:38 in Hallway, loose roof panel.
Fault 005 Started at 5:59 in Reactor Room, Faulty Manifold
Fault 006 Started at 6:09 in Steam Room 2 Faulty valve
Fault 007 Started at 6:15 in Flight Cockpit, Power Fluctuation issue resolved
Fault 008 Started at 6:25 in Flight Cockpit, Loose roof panel nearly hits Pilot
Fault 009 Started at 6:28 in Flight Cockpit, loose roof panel
Fault 010 Started at 6:35 in Kitchen Area loose wire fixed at 6:45
Fault 011 Started at 6:50 in Bridge area, Screen malfunction, fixed at 6:59
Fault 012 Started at 7:12 in Steam Pressure Cooling System Junction 1A fixed at 7:34 by Jacobs
Fault 013 Started at 7;24 in Steam Pressure Engineering Rooom Junction 03 fixed at 7:45 by Jacobs
Fault 014 Started at 7:34 in Warp Engineering Level 2 Plasma Chamber malfunction.
Fault 015 Started at 7:39 in Warp manifold System.
Fault 016 Started at 7:45 in Steam Pressure Water Cooling System Junction 2A fixed at 7:56
Fault 017 Started at 7:54 in Corridoor a loose roof panel, fixed by Jacobs at 7:59
Fault 018 Started at 8:15 in Steam Pressure Room Leaky Pipe 1A Junction C fixed by Jacobs at 8:24
Fault 019 Started at 8:29 in Navigation, ghostly images on screen, malfunction was fixed at 8:34
Fault 020 Started at 8:38 in Computer Core Room, Faulty Memory Chip fixed at 8:44 by jacobs.
Fault 021 Started at 8:49 in Barracks Area, light faulty fixture, fixed by Jacobs at 9:24
Fault 022 Started at 9:15 in Engineering in Plasma Chamber area, unknown obstacle preventing Plasma Switch control.
Fault 023 Started at 9:25 in Engineering in Water Chamber Heater went on the blink, replaced at 9:45 by jacobs
Fault 024 Started at 9:56 in Power Shielding Area, Faulty Node causing Fluctuations in power grid. Fixed.
Next page of faults
Forget it I've seen enough.
Nosey Nella Parkas: Oh Goody a Powderpuff Shield, that could come in handy.
6. + You obtain a Gamer's Note from the Storage Compartment
Yeah hello to whoever opened the door of this Nc7 Storage Compartment. We just shoved a simple mesh in for the door. Don't blame me. Anyway we chucked in a spawner item and a few strange weird things just to annoy you with. Oh, since you know how it works with zoning in and out of the player area there are the usual goodies as well as a couple of rare items if you are lucky Oh well, bye for now. Cheeky Game Developer & Evil Game Designer.
7. + You obtain a clump of grass from the storage compartment.
Commander: I'll keep looking.
---------------MEDICAL BAY STORAGE COMPARTMENT DOOR B ---------------------
Commander: Nothing in here but medical supplies, and a few health boosts.
Commander: Ah, what is this.
+ Obtained 200 credits.
Storm: Well I guess I was wrong, someone did leave some credits in here and forgot all about them.
Commander: Well it must be my lucky day then.
Take health boosts from the shelf.
Exit Medical Storage room