Commander; Arrgh I don't mean you can take the fishtank, Oh never mind, just take it with you.
Read Message from Noob on Computer Terminal (Script below)
Leave Quarters back to bridge (G)
Wander around ship
+ The Messsage Reads:
Hello, its Computer Noob Here. Hmm I didn't know what Formet meant, so I clicked on that. I hope I didn't do any damage. Where did your Meedical Database go to, Oops sorry I think its gone. i can't find it.
Commander: ARRRGHH, Docotor Thompson, come in tell me this is not so, that our Medical Records have all been deleted by this Noob.
+ Down in Sickbay Medical
Doctor Thompson: Get away, No, you can't have that Chemical Flask or that Needle, you need to learn you cannot take things of other people. Sorry Commander, I have got my hands full at the moment with these Noobs in Sickbay. The medical Database? Let me check, Good Grief, Yes I'm afraid its true, someone has deleted everything We have lost all our medical records thanks to some noob who issued the Format Command.
Doctor Thompson: I heard what that computer said, and I am not happy that I have to try to reconstruct all the medical records. Well I better get started, but in the meantime I got my hands full with some other Noob in my sickbay playing and poking around in my instruments, no don't touch that. Drat. He spilt another chemical flash on the floor, what a mess I will have to get it cleaned up. GET THIS NOOB OUT OF my sickbay before I go crazy in here. I can't do research with Noobs interfering with my work.
Commander: That does it, I WANT THESE NOOBS ALL OFF MY SHIP. Thank you Doctor, try to be paitent with this I will get the Noobs removed off the ship if its the last thing I ever do. Enough is Enough. When they are messing with the ship's doctor's research and deleting the medical records, they are messing with the wrong commander.
Commander: Hey little guy, come to keep me company I see. Well Ok then
Thorsen's Ship Diagnosis Report (in blue below divider)
Look at Ship Crew Dossier
Doctor's Crew Medical Reports
Engineering Report New Manifold
Faults And Ship Malfunctions List (Jacobs if triggered in storyline will show up)
Silver Nebula Report (if triggered elsewhere in storyline will show up) (script below)
Shuttle Bay Report
+ Research Progress For Plague Cure Progression Bar here..
By ASSIA NC7 Presidium Computer:
Commander, this region of space is very dangerous. Spooky even. Anomalies are not to be messed with your current level of shielding is too poor.. Recommended Action: UPGRADE MY CORE and make it snappy and upgrade my scanners.
Report: Silver Nebula.
Location: Ntis System near radioactive Barrier near some unknown anomalies Size of Nebula: 100,538 miles across, 400,322 miles wide. and 535,353 miles deep
Further scans inside the Nebula are inconclusive (waffle drone waffle) due to too much stellar interference and interference from anomalies also surrounding the area.
Cannot scan the south side due to too much bloom coming in from the southern stars. Ouch, Its blinding my sensors, reflecting off them.... Safest gap for the ship to enter in. without being affected by any anomalies is the north side. That's the with the least amount of bloom (this is sounding like reading a patent Application !!!) and you will be least likely to go blind Commander.. Always
looking out for you as usual.
WARNING: There are also some stars in the nebula whose cores appear to be unstable, but that could be because of the weakness of these crappy sensors. Those stars appear to have a case of The Solar BURPS. Avoid taking the ship near
their noxious belching gasses. Those gases are dangerous to the crew and the ship without adequate shielding and you don't have good enough shielding. So if you go into he area then you go at your risk Commander. I suggest you upgrade the shielding first.
Unknown lifeforms may exist in the nebula, but scans are inconclusive, GET ME A more powerful scanner so i can do my job properly if you want more detail of whats inside this nebula, IMHO this current scanner I am using . is nothing but a piece of second grade junk. if I have limited scan range then I cannot give you any more additional information. So give me mercy, deliver me from out of the the clutches of solar interference..
And That ends the report (blab bla bla) and my job is done. Nc7 Computer ASSIS
Computer: Warning, Commander, the complete log is over 50 pages. You will fall asleep from reading all the faults. Yawn, I got tired of recording them, and still recording them by tomorrow I will have over 500 more pages. All this useless information filling up my memory core with all this junk, I will soon need a core upgrade.
+ If T6unit is in the Party this pops up also
Oh and tell your little droid to stop uploading star charts to my core memory banks, if you're not gonna upgrade my core, then you will start losing star charts because I will have nowhere else to put them. They take up alot of memory. Better yet, dump that t6unit out the airlock.
Computer: Here's Your Miserable report of faults you asked for.
Fault 001 Started at 5:15 in Engineering in the Warp Junction Please get Engineering to Fix Immediately
Fault 002 Started at 5:18 in Water Pumping Area, Leaky water pipe.
Fault 003 Started at 5:25 in Power Relay 04C in Ship Communication Area.
Fault 004 Started at 5:38 in Hallway, loose roof panel.
Fault 005 Started at 5:59 in Reactor Room, Faulty Manifold
Fault 006 Started at 6:09 in Steam Room 2 Faulty valve
Fault 007 Started at 6:15 in Flight Cockpit, Power Fluctuation issue resolved
Fault 008 Started at 6:25 in Flight Cockpit, Loose roof panel nearly hits Pilot
Fault 009 Started at 6:28 in Flight Cockpit, loose roof panel
Fault 010 Started at 6:35 in Kitchen Area loose wire fixed at 6:45
Fault 011 Started at 6:50 in Bridge area, Screen malfunction, fixed at 6:59
Fault 012 Started at 7:12 in Steam Pressure Cooling System Junction 1A fixed at 7:34 by Jacobs
Fault 013 Started at 7;24 in Steam Pressure Engineering Rooom Junction 03 fixed at 7:45 by Jacobs
Fault 014 Started at 7:34 in Warp Engineering Level 2 Plasma Chamber malfunction.
Fault 015 Started at 7:39 in Warp manifold System.
Fault 016 Started at 7:45 in Steam Pressure Water Cooling System Junction 2A fixed at 7:56
Fault 017 Started at 7:54 in Corridoor a loose roof panel, fixed by Jacobs at 7:59
Fault 018 Started at 8:15 in Steam Pressure Room Leaky Pipe 1A Junction C fixed by Jacobs at 8:24
Fault 019 Started at 8:29 in Navigation, ghostly images on screen, malfunction was fixed at 8:34
Fault 020 Started at 8:38 in Computer Core Room, Faulty Memory Chip fixed at 8:44 by jacobs.
Fault 021 Started at 8:49 in Barracks Area, light faulty fixture, fixed by Jacobs at 9:24
Fault 022 Started at 9:15 in Engineering in Plasma Chamber area, unknown obstacle preventing Plasma Switch control.
Fault 023 Started at 9:25 in Engineering in Water Chamber Heater went on the blink, replaced at 9:45 by jacobs
Fault 024 Started at 9:56 in Power Shielding Area, Faulty Node causing Fluctuations in power grid. Fixed.
Next page of faults
Forget it I've seen enough.