Gladiator Stan

Jamsi Arena Guard: Right well that's it then, now for your next opponent. All the way from Planet Ripas in the Repit system is Gladiator Stan. The Champion Fighter of Ripas. Good luck to you the fight starts now.

Gladiator Stan: Well der hellow there. i got called in to fight ya. He he he. Get ready for your doom. Long live Ripas.

Commander: I'm Commander Axle Marston, and these are all my friends. We are ready.

Gladiator Stan: You won't be ready for whats coming from Ripas.

Storm: And you won't be ready for whats coming soon to you from Telos.

Loana: Is that a threat I perceive by any chance?

Gladiator Stan: Depends how you want to look at it.

Loana: We will have to discuss that issue at the next council we hold concerning the hostile intentions of your world. I haven't looked up on Ripas in a long long time. I think we need to get back to the negogiating table soon as possible to find out why the social relations on your world have suddenly all fallen apart. Riparians were not as bold like this before to stand up to us with words like that. I would be most interested to find out what changed on Ripas.

Gladiator Stan: Ripas is none of your concern or mine. If you have an issue with my Homeworld then take it to the Rizan council. I am just hired to come to fights. The guy pays, and I fight. Now hurry up, enough talk and start fighting so I can do my job as a professional and get paid or I'm outta here and you can find yourself another gladiator to hire.

Jamsi Arena Guard: Oh no, don't do that, Ill pay you double to stay and do your job.

Commander: Loana, this is a fighting arena, not a negotiating table. Hes already paid he guy. He hasn't been too happy that we have been winning alot of the fights lately. So hes bringing in some of the heavyweights, well that's what I assume anyway.

Loana: if I had my way in the council, the first rule I would make would be to ban these kind of arenas or install in a council to control things. There has to be order.

Jamsi Arena Guard: Yeah that's precisely what I done, I hire guys from different parts of the Quadrant to bring into my arena fights. Now let's get on with it. The crowd is waiting for the show to start.

Gladiator Stan: Alright, Let's fight then and see who comes out on top. This fight had better be worth my time.

Jamsi Arena Guard: Fight fight, that's what the customers are paying me for. Let's get on with the show so I can get some of my money back.

+ Gladiator Stan moves and swipes with his lazer sword and misses.

Loana: Missed.

+ Gladiator Stan moves and lunges again and misses and stubs his foot on the arena floor.

Gladiator Stan: ouch, Ouch, ouch, drat, I don't like hitting my toes like that. No fair, you moved out of the way first.

Commander: He sounds more like the Besians than a Riparian. They stub their toes too.

William Smith: I spotted the problem straight away. His footwork is lousy that's why he stubbed his toe. He has bad footwork.

Gladiator Stan: We don't associate with the Besians, for obvious reasons, We don't like their smelly crystals or their trinkets. I don't have bad footwork, ouch.

+ If you have the Besian crystals on board the ship

Commander: Erm, just for your interest. I have those smelly crystals on board my ship, Would you like some?

Gladiator Stan: Arrgh, keep those things away from me.

Nosey Nella Parkas: If you be a Good Gladiator and fight really well, we will think about it.

William Smith: How he become the champion fighter of his homeworld with shockling bad lazy footwork like that is beyond me.

Commander: Nella, don't encourage him to fight more better than us. Or we will lose the fight.

Nosey Nella Parkas: You can always send him a crystal or two to show your appreciation.

Loana: Ok I think she has lost it. This is not making any sense to me.

Rex: Talk like that might enrage him even more.

Storm: Or he could talk to T6.

T6 Unit: + The T6 Unit does not feel like talking in the middle of combat.

Gladiator Stan: I have never been insulted or my homeworld like that in my life. How dare you mention those evil things to me in my presence. I am Gladiator Stan. Not the Besian wholesaler.

Commander: erm, I think the message is clear that he is going to fight us. Hes not backing down.

William Smith: His bad slow clumsy footwork shows that hes an amateur Gladiator and makes him accident-prone.

Gladiator Stan: Of course I'm not backing down from a fight, because I been paid to fight you. Now stop the insults and fight.

+ Gladiator Stan lunges again with his sword and hits storm for 100 damage.

Storm: Ouch, that hurt. What kind of sword is that

Gladiator Stan: Just your normal heavy sword. Why?

Storm: Its too slow and cumbersome. We are too quick for you.

Gladiator Stan: Why you, come back here. + Stan swings and misses again.

Commander: How much HP this guy have Loana?

Loana: Let me check. Hmm about 8000 HP. why?

Commander: Just wanted to know. Keep me updated.

+ Gladiator Stan does 400 damage to Commander Axle.

Gladiator Stan: That's what you get for talking and not fighting.

Commander: well you are taking too long to respond. Ouch, thst smarts, ok, now you asked for it.

+ Commander strikes back for 600 damage to Gladiator Stan. Stan has 7300 HP remaining.

Nosey Nella Parkas: Gee this guy's Hp is going down like a rubber type.

+ Gladiator Stan does a sword combo, and all party membrs health is reading -10

Commander: Arrghh hes wiped all our health out.

+ all Party members advance up a level.

Nosey Nella Parkas; Hey it can't be too bad, our levels went up.

+ Party members health restores back to normal again a second later.

Gladiator Stan: Drat, i was too slow. I hate it when that always happens, I get their health all down and then their health returns back to normal and their level goes up before I can even deal the finishing blow.

Commander: And why is that.

Gladiator Stan: Dunno, it must be a malfunction somewhere. Let me try a healing potion, hold on.

Storm: He can't even finish us, hah, what good fighter is he if he can't finish the job he started.

+ All party members receive healing. 50 HP added.

Commander: What is going on.

Storm: Weird mechanics this guy has with his sword is going on. Spooky stuff.

Gladiator Stan: Hold on let me try the double combo. That should be enough.

+ All party members level up 10 more levels.

Commander: Whoa, we are super strong now.

Gladiator Stan: Oh no, that was the wrong move. I just jumped from 7 levels down to 1. Arrrghh.

Finish off Gladiator Stan
Spare him and send him back to his homeworld in embarassment.

Nosey Nella Parkas: There, there. Don't take it so hard. You failed.

Storm: His own sword beat him.

Jamsi Arena Guard: B-B-But it cannot end like this, this is a disaster. Didn't you check to see if your sword was in proper working order before challenging them to a fight?

Gladiaator Stan: Urm, no, someone must've messed with it.

Jamsi Arena Guard: Baah, let's hope your next opponent is not so forgetful. Return back to your homeworld in disgrace. Here's your reward.

+ You obtain 1 Stan is Not The Man Gladiator's Fail badge.

Storm: What use is this to us.

Jamsi Arena Guard: To give you a reminder of what happens when you fail miserably. Gladiator Stan is now a Fit candidate for for the Intergalactic hall of shame.

Nosey Nella Parkas: Intergalactic Hall of Shame, isn't that a little extreme.

Jamsi Arena Guard: The Intergalactic Hall of Shame is found on planet Shamsu in the Outer Worlds Section. it is also a popular Interstellar Tv Show that Shamsu has running to the rest of the Quadrant, or to those worlds who tune into it.. Each week a group of contestants is picked out at random from the Quadrant of something they failed in on their homeworld or on visiting other planets that earns them the right to find a place in the hall of shame.

+ If Tesseract Prime has already been destroyed by Storm

Loana: Since Storm destroyed Tesseract Prime, I think that qualifies him as the Next Contestant.

Storm: What? You can't say that. Tesseract Prime was an accident and you know it. Stop trying to make me look bad.

Jamsi Arena Guard: I'm sure the judges will consider an act like that may qualify him.

Storm: Leave me out of this. I aint going to no hall of shame over something that was an accident.

Loana: No, but you did cause the biggest failure to Tesseract Prime, the planet no longer exists. There's no bigger failure than losing the whole planet.

Jamsi Arena Guard: Well that alone certainly qualifies him. It will be up to the judges to decide. Hold on one moment.. Sending data information to Shamsu about the Tesseract Prime incident.

Storm: What? Arrghh, they better not choose me as a contestant.

Nosey Nella Parkas: Hey I've heard of that show. My boss used to watch it. Gee I haven't heard who the latest nominees are. I have lost track of things since I been out on this other assignment. So who is nominated for the hall of shame now?

Jamsi Arena Guard: You will have to watch previous episodes to catch up. But you kids want to try to avoid going into the Intergalactic Hall of Shame as much as you can, We don't want to stain our spotless reputation here on Jamsi. But Stan the Galactic Man is going to unfortunately find himself a place there once his homeworld finds out about his miserable failure.

Commander: Makes sense.

Jamsi Arena Guard: But if you lose too many arena fights, (lose over 100 fights) then you too may find yourselves a place in the hall of intergalactic shame as well. So you run that risk if you have too many losses.

Nosey Nella Parkas: Oh, I never thought of that.

Jamsi Arena Guard: 100 fights lost before you enter into the Intergalactic Hall of Shame is rather generous. But I don't set that number, the judges have set that as their target. That is the way things work here on Jamsi.

William Smith: I don't want to end up going into that kind of hall of fame.

Jamsi Arena Guard: It is a hall of shame, not a hall of fame.

Commander: Win most of our fights to avoid going into the Hall of Shame. Got it.

Storm: And what about this Stan Badge of failure?

+ If you have already been to the wastelands on Heehoo.

Loana: Instead of being sent back to his Homeworld in Disgrace, Maybe he should be deported to the Wastelands instead to toughen him up a bit.

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Nosey Nella Parkas: Let him get all thumped up around in the wastelands by all the strong monsters? That's not very nice Loana.

Loana: Well, It will improve his slow clumsy footwork. He will have to be fast on his feet to dodge everything.

William Smith: Well, yes, that would work but rather extreme to do to the man.

Rex: This game has sunk to new lows. Exercise now.

Loana: It was just a suggestion. Better than going into the hall of shame and being humiliated throughout the whole entire quadrant on someone's tv show.

Jamsi Arena Guard: Redemption possible? Hmm, well Stan do you want to go back to your homeworld in disgrace, or have a chance to redeem yourself by going to heehoo for some serious training to improve your skills.

Gladiator Stan: Erm. gee that's a toughie. My reputation or a chance at improvement.

Jamsi Arena Guard: Well, what's it going to be.

- RND array will decide the outcome

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