Commander: Ok, I want the ship fixed and these pipes removed off it before I leave this planet and that's that.
Noob Ship Fixer: We are Noobs, we are still apprentices, we're not professionals. We only know some of the basics.
Storm: Hah you got that right. No truer words were ever said.
Commander: I don't care if you're the Noob Patrol. Or the Noob Repair Team. I want my ship fixed please.
Noob Ship Fixer: We will do what we can to restore your ship.
Commander: Good that's more like it.
Noob Ship Fixer: Some of our Noobs are a little bit clumsy. We're not professionals in or coordination either.
Commander: Just fix the ship. Let's get on board.
Noob Ship Fixer: Very well then.
Noob At Docking Bay Office: Hello what can I do for you people?
Commander: Just tell me one thing. Who was it that gave you the idea to put a Wilson Crew Cut hairdo on my my ship?
Noob At Docking bay Office: A strange Mechanical Voice on board your ship spoke to us and said that we needed to brighten up the place a bit.
Commander: A Strange Mechanical Voice. Now Would that strange mechanical voice happen to have an awful screeching voice by any chance?
William Smith: It's that Computer right?
Noob At Docking Bay Office: Erm. let me think about that for a moment, hmm yes, I do recall hearing an awful screeching voice called Computer address us when we walked in the ship.
Skinar: Oh no, well now we know what's going on.
Commander: That computer again, I see. I will have to have a word with it.
Computer: No need to, I can talk to you through this handy flycam. Yes it was my idea to add some things to the ship to brighten it up a bit. Hmmm come to think of it you might be right, the Wilson Crew Cut should go, dosen't really suit as I though it would..
Commander: Why did you not tell me about it?
Computer: Because I knew you would not listen. So I let the Noobs do what they wanted. i tried to tell you through my flycam. but you were not listening.
Commander: Next time you want to change something let me know about it, Ok, that's an order. I'm the commander on this ship. You listen to me. The Noobs are not professionals.
Computer: Very well, can I go now. I will ask the Noobs to remove the pipes off the ship.
Commander: That will be a good start. Thank you.
Noob At Docking Bay Office: Is there a problem here? We were just obeying orders.
Commander: I see, well your orders have changed, Remove those pipes from my ship NOW.
Noob At Docking Bay Office: Very well then I will instruct my Noobs to remove the pipes they placed on your ship. We can't guarentee that they won't leave a scratch or two.
Nosey Nella Parkbottom: Erm.. What do they mean by this Commander? I'm getting a little nervous.
Commander: There better be no damage done to my ship during the removal.
Noob At Docking Bay Office: We will do our best. That is all I can promise you.
Nosey Nella Parkbottom: Eerrk I don't like the sound of that either. I hope they haven't done anything to my quarters. I better go check.
Loana: Or mine, because if those Noobs have been messing with my personal quarters and touched any of my hair accessories and make up stuff, I promise you there will be hell to pay.
Commander: Good, I want to see this ship all back to normal again before we leave. That's an order.
T6unit: Your friendly droid unit here has determined that the Noobs have a 0.01 million chance of successfully restoring back your ship without doing any damage due to taking in factors of their clumsiness and inexperience.
Commander: Not now T6, this is not the time to tell me your calculations. This has been a long and tiring day for me.
Storm: This is going to be interesting. Let's go inside the ship and see what they have done.
William Smith: They might've done something to the Armory Storm, you better go check.
Storm: What? That's my domain. They better have not messed anything up in there or else.
Noob Dock At Engineering: Hello what can I do for you. do you like the new changes we made to the ship?
Commander: Like them??, what have you been doing to our ship, Explain yourself.
Noob Dock At Engineering: A strange Mechanical screeching Voice on board your ship thought it would be a great idea to bring some things of Noobus on the ship to brighten up the place while you was gone. It called itself the Computer
Skinar: Oh no, just as I thought. It was the computer's idea to tell the Noobs to do this to the ship.
Commander: That computer is starting to slowly get under my skin. I think its gone too far this time.
Storm: Couldn't agree more.
+ If Switched into Flycam Mode
Cronis: Quit buzzing around me like a Bee Computer or I will swat you.
Nosey Nella Parkbottom: Quit buzzing around me, I get nervous.
Commander: Get out of my face please Computer.
Flycam Computer: Oh come on people, lighten up. The place needed some brightening up. So I had the Noobs bring their little portraits on board.
Commander: We didn't ask for the Noobs to bring their pictures on board the ship. Remove them from the ship now, that's an order. I want things back the way they were. Just stop buzzing around my face, its annoying.
Flycam Computer: That would be a little difficult to do Commander. The Noobs used Super Glue to stick their pictures to the wall.
Storm: Great, now we're stuck with Noob pics. Computer, just keep your distance away from me, I don't like buzzing flycams hovering around me all day.
Flycam Computer: Well look at it this way, at least people will know you visited Noobus think of them as souvenirs or gifts.
Commander: Arrghh, I guess we are stuck with the Noob pics then. This is the 23rd century and we still can't find a way to dissolve Super Glue. Fine, but remove all the other stuff that's on the outside of the ship. We don't need those pipes sticking out on it like a mohawk. It looks bad.
Flycam Computer: Oh very well then, spoil sport. I will tell Noob At Engineering to Cut the the pipes off the ship.
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