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Jamsi Hovercar Race Representative: Good evening. It is customary for first visitors on Jamsi to enter into the Hovercar Races to do one race with the droids. Its part of our hospitality and customs here on our world. Failure to do so means you cannot gain full access into the other areas of the homeworld and stuck at the Races until you qualify.
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Commander: And how many of your visitors survive the race without crashing off the track. |
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Jamsi Hovercar Race Representative: We do have some extra buffers to cushion them if they do go off the tracks to reduce damage to their hovercars. It is quite safe we assure you, but if it comes to extremes and the buffers are not enough then we can transport them if they are hurtling down to their doom to the abyss that lies at the bottom of the track layout area.
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Nosey Nella Parkas: Hey what about Powerpuff face shields, they can act as our buffers so if we scrape along the edges of the wall our face textures will be safe and our shaders won't be all ruined. |
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William Smith: Ermm. no Nella. I will just sit in the back and watch. I don't want to sit up in front.now that you mentioned that. |
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Jamsi Hovercar Race Representative: Sorry, no powerface shield buffers allowed. |
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Commander: Yikes, I think I have more assurance in staying on board my ship. Than to race against droids on your tracks. |
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Jamsi Hovercar Race Representative: Don't worry everything is all under control. We have not had any fatal accidents like that happen in the last year or so. Our buffers have been doing a great job keeping people on the track unless of course the power suddenly goes off, but we assure you that our generator arrays are in good working order to keep the buffers going. We just had new arrays installed in last week. You will be racing against droids that have had many years of experience.
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Commander: Well, then that's a bit of a relief then. |
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Nosey Nella Parkas: Racing against experienced Droids, I don't think so. Do you know
how rough those droids can be. I don't think they will play nice. I think they resort to dirty justice tactics. They may even have rust Urghh... Maybe Flo Brite can help shine them all up. Maybe the shine will blind them enough to cause a crash. O'l Nella has more than one way to outsmart these droids. |
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Storm: Or use them as a decoy. Hmm not a bad idea. Get the Flo Brite Ready Nella. get ready to aim and fire at these cheeky droids when they come from behind to try to overtake us. |
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Jamsi Hovercar Race Representive: Oh Sorry, No Flo Brite Quick Shine Allowed. Its good stuff but its banned at the races here. |
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Cronis: They will try to push us off the track. Its in their programming. |
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Jamsi Hovercar Race Representative: Oh, one more thing, in the droid races. if the leader passes by you, they get to have first shot. |
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Storm: First shot, say what. You mean your droids have weapons as well on their hoverbikes. |
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Jamsi Hovercar Race Representative: Only the leader does. The others are limited
to just using bumpers on their hoverbikes. We wanted to make it a bit more challenging for our visitors. The hoverbike you will be racing will not be equipped with first shot weapons. |
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Storm: Erm, how many times can we use a first shot weapon. |
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Jamsi Hovercar Race Representative: Only Once per lap. |
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Nosey Nella Parkas: Go Figure, should've known that was coming. |
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Storm: So is the idea is to win the race or not get hit. |
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Jamsi Hovercar Race Representative: Try not to let the leader hit you and complete the race then you honor our customs, but if you get hit, you have to race again. those are the rules. Oh remember not to lose any of your wheels or you get disqualified and have to start again.
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Nosey Nella Parkas: I sense an Infinitium Ad Nausea Loop coming up. Urgghh. |
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Loana: It depends on how accurate these droids are. We will have to wait and see. |
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Storm: Oh, racing against them. Arrghh. They like to try to ram you off the corners when going around the tight bends you know. You can never trust these droids. |
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Cronis: That is also in their programming. |
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Storm: So, what about the dirty spikes on the wheels cliche.. |
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Jamsi Hovercar Race Representative: That's left for the Real Competition when racing for valuable prizes. Once you win the first race you will be eligible to race in the competitions that we hold here. you have to pay racing entry fees to enter those races.
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Storm: Should've known, this is just another money-making racket. |
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Jamsi Hovercar Race Representatives: And a good business it is. We have to find a way to keep our Homeworld running like clockwork. |
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Storm: Yeah I do like the Hoverbike racing here. |
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Loana: Unbelievable. Storm.. |
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Cronis: Oh the shame of it. Come to think of it I don't remember even visiting this world. |
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T6unit: Negative. You have been down on this world now for the last half an hour. |
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Commander: Ermm yeah, I believe we will be safe as long as we stay on the track and pull no fancy stuff. . |
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Storm: Awww. you mean no moondoggies. That was my favourite. + I f you already raced and crashed the first time at Jamsi but not explored the homeworld. |
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Commander: No, Storm, no moondoggy jumps. Just stay on the track, not like the last time we crashed off it when you did moondoggies. That's what happens when you try to Show off. + If you have not crashed at jamsi Commander: No Storm, no more moondoggy Jumps period. You may have made it, but its not the point. I don't want to go through another jump like that, you took too much risk. we could've dropped short and crashed and I don't want to crash here. |
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Jamsi Hovercar Race Representative: Excellent. When you have finished the race your Alliance Credits will be converted over to Jamsi Credits for you to spend on our world. Our world is a little bit different as we have tracks everywhere for our transport. Enjoy your stay on Jamsi Head towards the hovercar race track to get a hover car vehicle. You must enter the race before we allow you access into the other areas of the Homeworld. It is one of our customs here. Nobody gets access to the areas of the City on the Homeworld until they have finished their first race. For you must win the Homeworld Access Pass to open up all other areas including the competition races...
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Commander: Oh boy. I've never had a welcoming quite like this before. |
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Storm: Jamsi, here we come. |
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Nosey Nella Parkas: What did he mean when he said their world has everything on tracks. |
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Storm: Wouldn't just charging us a fee for the pass be easier. Would only take a few seconds. Loana: Beats me. |
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Cronis: I don't know. |
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Jamsi Hovercar Race Representative: Yes it would, but we prefer to make you race for it instead. We do things a little different on Jamsi. We like a little competition with our visitors. |
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