Noob Stair: Oh Hello I'm Stair Noob. I'm building stairs up to the store.
Skynar: That's good to hear Noob. But just one little snag.
Noob Stair: What is a Snag? I've not heard of that word before. I forgot my Noob Dictionary.
Commander: Oh never mind, what Skynar is saying is that you have a snaffle, a problem. Your stairs are pointing in the wrong direction. They are tilting the wrong way.
Storm; Yeah, they're pointing to nowhere as usual. Straight into the middle of that concrete pillar. You missed the store by a mile. You will never get into the store with those stairs. Well at least the steps are assembled together. That's something going right I guess.
Commander: Well, now we see what the trouble is. There's no back door either for the stairs to go up into the store. They also forgot to install in the back door.
Noob Stair: Oh Nooboo. So the stairs are in the wrong place. Noob Backdoor didn't install the backdoor. I wonder where he has gone to. Aiyea, I will have to start again.
Storm: With all this strange green fog around us you Noobs seem to be easily losing track.
William Smith: I don't think it was the fog Storm. The Noob built the stairs in the wrong direction.
Stair Noob: I'm standing at the corner of the stairs.
Storm: Oh no, let's not start that up again.
Commander: That must be how he went off course. Trying to build off the Corner.
Store: It will be a hundred years before this Noob gets the stairs right.
Commander: Who then is going to rescue the Noobs to tell them that the sale is off.
Storm: Don't look at me. Maybe the Council can help.