+ You head down a twisty path of vines in the Swamplands
+ 2 Swampcritters appear.
Commander: What are these ugly little things ?
Storm: Swamp Critters. Urgh, I didn't know they had them in this swamp.
Loana: It is a swamp isn't it. Of course it would have them.
Storm: Not all swamps have them. I guessed we picked the wrong planet.
Storm: They're harmless if its only 2 of them, but when their numbers start to gather they can be dangerous. They are annoying pests. Just like the swampgnats.
Nosey Nella Parkas: Eek suckers.
Storm: Yah, They drain all your HP until there is nothing left.
Commander: Goodness Storm, stop giving Nella and the rest of us HP Nightmares. Things are bad enough in this swamp as it is.
Loana: So.. You have to be many levels higher to make this place a breeze otherwise we run into these difficulties.
Commander: Well, at least they don't have 10,000 hp.
Loana: These two have 2000 HP each. Well that's not too bad I guess.
Nosey Nella Parkas: Don't forget hide toughness strength. They may take a few strikes before they are taken out.
+ Swampcritter 1 advances in. + Swampcritter 2 also advances in.
Commander: Watch out, they are now coming towards us. not one more step or-
+ Swampcritter spins into Nella for 20 damage
Nosey Nella Parkas: Ouch, I didn't know they were able to do that. I didn't know they had Rotation Vectors. No fair.
Commander: Well it looks like they do. More maths for us to worry about.
+ Loana does a Combo heel kick and Swampcritter 1 goes crashing out of control into the vines. + Swampcritter 1 is defeated + You obtain 1 Swampcritter Hide
Loana: This one didn't need several strikes to go down Nella. It went down in one swipe. I guess that means my level is high up enough to do some damage.
Storm: Don't gloat just yet, there might be more of them.
+ The remaining Swampcritter runs away and dissapears out of sight.
Commander: Good, its retreating.
Nosey Nella Parkas: Where is it going.
Storm: Oh no, its going back to tell its friends.
Commander: Does that mean we are going to have more vistors?
Storm: Yes. It is going to bring back some of its friends
+ Swamp Critter appears with 4 more swamp critters of various sizes.
Commander: Well there you go, Swampcritters of various sizes and strengths now. I think they are trying to send us a message.
Loana: Yeah, like don't mess with us. Who are you people, and what are you doing in our territory.
Commander: We don't have a Swamp Critter decoder to know what their language is
Loana: I don't think I want to know what they are talking about behind all that hissing.
Commander: Maybe, but it would help to understand these critters a little better.
Storm: I don't know where you can find a swamp critter decoder. They don't look too friendly.
Cronis: It seems the deeper in this swamp we go, the deeper the trouble in one way or another. Every swamp always has Hostile creatures living in it.
Rex: Surely our Commander is an Amateur Explorer. Nobody goes into Swamps to explore without taking into account of the numbers game. There are no friendly swamp creatures.
+ Swampcritter Big comes in and does 100 damage to Axle.
Nosey Nella Parkas: Look at them go. Commander, You are draining HP. If you lose too much HP does that mean your textures will start to shrivel up? This will make a good report.
Commander: No it will certainly not. Nella, why do you say silly things to me at the wrong time. Now is not the time to be saying that when its happening already. Drat, someone stop my HP bar from draining. Remedy, anything. Get these critters off me.
Nosey Nella Parkas: I think its time to get out my camera.
Commander: What are you Ouch, talking about. I need ouch. help ouch here. Ouch.
+ Nella takes a Picture of the Commander and the Critters.
Commander: Not now Nella. Stop taking pictures.
Rex: I don't know about you Cronis, but I'm ain't going near any those things. I'm just going to sit back and watch her take silly pictures..
Cronis: Maybe they're think the camera is some kind of monster.
Rex: Yeah right. What possible harm can Nella's camera Do. It's useless remember. its no good to us as a weapon.
Storm: Do you want me to bring out the heavy artillery against these critters. That will teach them not to attack the Commander.
Commander: Ouch, no Storm, Hold on they are Retreating. What Nella did with her camera worked. It looks like they don't like bright flashing lights.
Storm: Oh, well I can just throw along a Firemine at them as a parting gift then.
Commander: No need, they are going now. Ahh that's better.
Storm: Drat missed them. They got away from Storm. i just wasted a good firemine. Argh.