Naile Zapper Bot #1: Detecting organics in facility. Warning. You are not droids. What are you doing here. Scanning... Oh, you have a Security pass. Welcome to Naile Facility.
Storm: Good, that changed your tune quick didn't it. We have proper access here.
Naile Zapper Bot #1: You do. Make sure you don't tip anything over in this facility and brake things otherwise you know what will happen according to our programming.
Commander: Gee no need to be hostile.
Naile Zapper Bot #1: I am a zapper droid.
Storm: Ok so you're hostile.
Naile Zapper Bot #1: We do not activate hostile mode until something breaks or drops in the facility.
Commander: Isn't that going a little too far. How often do things drop around in this factory.
Naile Zapper Bot #1: not often. Unless organics visit the facility.
Nosey Nella Parkas: Gee and how often have you had organics visit this factory.
Naile Zapper Bot #1: One moment, searching registrations..... 15 organic lifeforms have visited this facility over the past several years.
Cronis: These droids keep a list of visitors. I'm impressed.
Naile Zapper Bot #1: yes keeping records is one of our features. We are very good at maintaining and storing data. We store every interaction we make in this facility.
T6 Unit: Ooh, I am good and storing data and retrieving it also.
Storm: Not the retrieving bit, you still have damaged memory remember.
T6 Unit: Oooh Storm is right, I am defective still. Gee T6 is sad, T6 hopes he will recover all of his memory and return back to normal parameters... Since this is a hostile unit, do you want me to use the stun gun on this droid Commander.
Naile Zapper Bot #1: Scanning...Negative, This unit is equipped with an anti-dampening field. Any attempt to take hostile action against this unit will be dealt with.
Cronis: What do you mean?
Naile Zapper Bot #1: Keep your grubby little hands of this unit or it will take hostile action. And don't drop or break anything in this facility. This unit will not brake so easily. Hah ha . End of instructions to beginners. Returning back to patrol program.
+ Zapper bot moves by.
Cronis: Now where have I heard that before.
Commander: Oh, I feel like I've just been insulted.
Storm: How dare this droid move away from us when we are speaking. COME BACK HERE, we haven't finished with you yet.
+ Zapper Bot stops and moves back
Zapper Bolt #1: Warning Detecting hostile intentions from raging organic. This unit does not wish to engage in hostilities. But if provoked... Now Entering hostile mode.
Storm: Arrgh let me at that droid.
Zapper Bolt #1: You have dropped your temper. Taking hostile action against raging out of control organic.
+ Storm gets zapper for 300 damage.
Storm: Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Commander: Storm, stop it now. That's an order.
Cronis: Hes still being zapped. Oooh what a nasty charge that was.
Loana: That must've felt worse than the Mini's.
Commander: Storm, enough, do not further provoke theses droids. We don't want to be zapped either.
Storm: Arrrrghhh, I will destroy that tin can for doing that to me. Enough? Awwww, Commander, I want to destroy that cheeky droid. Its never enough.
Commander: No destruction will be permitted in this facility while I'm in command. We do not want to cause any further hostilities with these droids. We might not have the fire power to deal with them. We do not know much about these droids. T6 do you know anything?
Storm: No the droid is just as hopeless as ever. He can't retrieve the data.
Naile Zapper Bolt #1: Your droid appears to have a memory allocation error. You will keep this organic under your control, I must carry on with my patrol. Go fix your droid.
T6 Unit: Oh how embarrassing.
Head further around the corner Go back
+ Two more Zapper Bots come down this way
Naile Zapper Bolt #2: Halt what are you.. scanning.. scanning... Found Naile Security Pass. Welcome to Naile Weapons Facility. What can I do for you.
Nosey Nella Parkas: Is he a Zapper Bolt or a service bolt.
Storm: Just Lead me to the Varykle Gun Ammo Department so I can buy my ammo.
Naile Zapper Droid #2: That would be down Corridor 57. You are at Corridor 2.
Commander: Corridor 57. Wait a minute, don't you think that's a little too many?
William Smith: Is that Corridor number 57 or at Corridor 1-57.
Naile Zapper Droid #3: No Corridors is too many for this facility. The weapons department Vendor droid for the Varykle Gun Divison is located at down Corridor 57. You will have to go through all 57 Corridors to reach to it.
Storm: You know how long that is going to take. Just how many Zapper droids are here in this facility.
Naile Zapper Droid #2 We have 428 Zapper Droid units in this facility. This unit is No 2.
Nosey Nella Parkas: No way.
Naile Zapper Droid #2: This unit has no humor.
Rex: You will not hit me, you will not hit me. Please make it come true.
Commander: I suppose we move just off to the next Corridor then.
Naile Zapper Droid #2: Affirmative.
Cronis: They're nice and friendly aint these droids.
Storm: What are you talking about Cronis, one of them just recently zapped me. Oww, my shields are still feeling some residual charge.
Nosey Nella Parkas: Corridor Three, we are making progress Yay.
Cronis: We have hardly scratched the surface Nella.
William Smith: Not even a dent.
Naile Faciltiy Information Bot: Good afternoon, welcome to Naile Weapons Facility. Please select a weapon to learn more information about.
Storm: Cool now I get to buy my ammo. How much is it.
Naile Facility Information Bot: Sorry sir, but this is an information bot only. I provide useful information on the weapons that are made at this facility.
Supa Supa Weapon Varykle Rail Gun Bit Bugs Memory Crash 150 Baud Modem Bad Wav Files Go to Corridoor 4 Go to Corridoor 3
Storm: oh don't tell me this is real what I'm hearing.
Naile Facility Information Bot: Yes we do unfortunately still support 150 baud modems for special needs droids who missed out on their hardware upgrades as part of Droids Bad Sector Campaign. If we didn't support their campaign for underprivileged droids, the would cease doing business.
Storm: Oh well now I've heard everything, you been supplying that droid with the bad modems. I thought it was call collect.
Naile Facility Information Bot: Affirmative. They are used as a weapon by certain droids. Depending on the situation at hand. .
Storm: Still making 150 baud modems. You are really getting desperate aint you.
Naile Facility Information Bot: We do run a business here for droids.
Storm: Oh, so you're a major supplier to these droids for weapons. JUST HOW MANY DROIDS have you been handing out weapons to.
Naile Facility Information Bot: Calculating... error... I have run out of my array resetting. Program.
Storm: Bah, they never answer when you ask direct questions. For all I know he must've supplied half the quadrant. This place must be a big time supplier.
+ If you already defeated Bybloid
Commander: Bybloid comes to mind, since we got past his tantrum of bad modems and defeated him.
Naile Facility Information Bot: You defeated a droid with 150 baud modem. Hmm well we can't do anything about it here, as we have no power to do anything about droids being defeated outside of the facility. They buy the modems at their own risk.
Storm: That modem packed a punch.
Naile Facility Information Bot: Of course they do. You will find the 300 baud modem at corridoor 121. That is all the information I have in my database on them. Your droid is welcome to equipt the 150 baud modem if he needs it.
T6 Unit: Urgh, T6 says no thanks. T6 doesn't like slow communication with fast posimatrix systems would not be good for my systems.
Naile Facility Information Bot: Well that just proves that your droid is too modern to accept such outdated Technology. Congratulations. Your droid is up to date.
Commander: Memory Crash, what is this.
Naiile Facility Information Bot: Location in Corridor 108 Memory crash does what it says. It crashes droids memory so they cannot function. It disables them for 20 seconds while they reboot their programs. Useful against Heavy Armored Droids when in combat situations.
Storm: Hmmm.. Could be useful against those heavy super battle droids we sometimes struggle with.
T6 Unit: Ooooh, T6 usually has a memory crash every now and again. I don't think I need this weapon.
Naile Facility Information Bot: Scanning.. Hmm clustered memory errors found in unit. Oh it looks like you are a basket case of memory crashes. You are correct. You will not need this weapon.
T6 Unit: Why thank you. T6 has his own memory crashes.
Storm: Oh come on, this is pathetic droid. You shouldn't crash at all.
Naile Facility Information Bot: Scanning Unit. Warning Frozen memory clusters caused by damage memory chain map allocations is not this units concern. All I provide is information on the weapons that we make in this facility. I am not a fix it droid.
Storm: So you can't be persuaded to leave your post.
Naile Facility Information Bot: This unit does not accept such offers. Please keep your grubby hands off this unit.
Storm: Humph. Suit yourself then.
Commander: What are these bit bugs. I'm curious. Tell me a little more about them.
T6 Unit: Bit Bugs, Searching Database. Error, no such entry found.
Storm: You are always full of errors.
Naile Facility Information Bot: Bit Bugs are Error, no such entry found.
Storm: What, this droid breaking down as well.
Naile Facility Information Bot: Error, resetting program, reallocating memory, locating missing data chain, Found. Bit Bugs are bug Viruses that are used to infect other droids to mess up their motor circuits. Used during combat among heavy soldier units. Can be found at Corridor 92.
Storm: Why is just about every other weapon made in this facility to do with droids.
Naile Facility Information Bot: Because we are droids. We make weapons to fight other droids. Except for the Varykle Rail Gun.
Commander: Oh. And why is that.
Naile Facility Information Bot: Because its used to deal with tough wildlife.
William Smith: Well that clearly explains it don't it. Used to deal with the wildlife.
Storm: That's right, its just what I need to clean up the wildlife in this galaxy.
Commander: Ok, tell me a little about this Supa Supa Weapon.
Naile Facility Information Bot: Supa Silicon Gel Traps actually. They will disable droid units from moving. They disrupt the circuitry in them.
Storm: Hmm. Can that be used on T6.
T6 Unit: Eeeek, I don't think T6 would like to be in a Silicon Gel Trap.
Naile Facility Information Bot: Usually these are used against Soldiers or Battle droids. They might work to stop your little droid, but then I don't know that for sure. They work on other droids.
Commander: Hmm, thanks for telling me and which corridor are these located in.
Storm: Arrghh, when will these droids get to the point.
Naile Facility Information Bot Corridor 70.
Loana: See, just like the long walkway of Storm's world.
William Smith: Oh, Just thinking about it makes my feet ache.
Storm: The walkway is a monument on my world. Stop knocking it. We could always put vendors along the way.
Cronis: A pity the transport system is out.
Naile Facility Information Bot: Affirmative. You cannot use the transport system. Not until it is repaired and that won't be for a while. You are welcome to wait if you want.
Commander: Erm, no we will just continue. Thanks anyway.
+ If Crank Moon Colony Base has been visited
Nosey Nella Parkas: This is kinda reminding me of Crank Moon Colony again. They are making a habit of this making us walk down these long endless Corridors. Think of what the shaders must be going through.
Commander: Umm Yeah, only its a series of corridors in this place.
Loana: Oh my poor aching feet adventure..
Storm: I hate ridiculously long walks on other alien worlds.
Cronis: Gee these corridors go on quite a bit.
William Smith: My feet are getting a little weary. We still got a long way to go.
+ Another Zapper bot passes this way.
Storm: You miserable droids. You should've put Corridor 57 at Corridor 3 so we wouldn't have to walk the whole entire way. don't you have a shortcut or a transport system to get there quicker.
Naile Zapper Droid #4: Our transporter system has broken down and won't be fixed until next week after the load of visitors that we suddenly received a week ago without any warning had broken it.
Storm: And what load of visitors was that. Do you know this game is full of nonsense.
Nosey Nella Parkas: Hey its not all bad there are some eternal spiritual truths hidden in the game. Not all of it is nonsense.
Naile Zapper Droid #4: The Mini's as they call themselves caused quite a ruckus with our Teleport system and it hasn't been operating correctly ever since. I advise not to use it. It may have undesirable results.
+ If you have already ran into the Mini's
Commander: Oh No, Not the Mini's again. We encountered these guys back in the Ror System. Those little destructive menaces came in here as well. What would they be doing here in the Naile Weapons Factory.
William Smith: These guys are getting more and more popular the further we explore. Have you noticed that Cronis.
Cronis: Yeah I have. When will someone put a leash on those Mini's. They try to take over everything.
Naile Zapper Droid #4: They came in to buy some upgraded modules of our Stun Gun Range.
Commander: What, you mean you have been supplying the Minis with these stun guns.
Naile Zapper Droid #4: Affirmative. The weapon they buy is called Tiny Stun. They are very small creatures so we have to make special modifications to the weapon to suit their tiny size. We like to pack the stun guns with extra punch to make up for the small size.
Commander: Oh Great, so the Mini's are using the Naile Weapons Factory as a gun supplier. Well know now where they been getting the weapons from. I think someone needs to return back to the Negotiating Table and find a more better solution.
William Smith: Someone should put this place out of business and shut it all down.
Storm: No William that's not a good idea, I need the ammo to my Varykle weapon.
Naile Zapper Droid #4: Continue on to Corridor 5. Since you are new here, we will ignore that comment as irrelevant data.