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Storm: Well which way do we go now? Back to City Head towards Troll Mountains (script below) Visit Vendor Tent to the Left Visit Vendor Tent to the Right Head back to ship --------NOOBUS TROLL MOUNTAINS AREA 1 -------------- |
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Commander: Who are you? |
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Noob Troll: I'm Noob Troll. |
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Commander: what are you here for? |
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Noob Troll: I'm here to learn how to bash the noobs. I hope one day to become a really good troll like all the other nasty trolls that are further up in the mountains but I'm only a noob, so I have lots to learn.
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Storm: I can't believe what I'm hearing. |
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Commander: Well believe it, its a strange world alright. |
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Noob Troll: As you can see, I'm good and ready now to thump something, so how about I start with the guy with the funny looking suit. |
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Storm: Hey, I don't have a funny looking suit little stoneman. Like that funny little hand that looks like a rock. You are biting off way more than you can chew. |
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Noob Troll: We will see. |
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Loana: Lemme Guess, hes a noob because hes not learnt to pick his battles wisely and tries to take on opponents much more stronger and bigger than him. |
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Noob Troll: But I want to be like all the other trolls who have more experience than me. |
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Storm: i wonder what happens if we decide to help this troll out. |
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Commander: Maybe we lose Noob experience points if we help the enemy. Who knows, I think we should avoid helping this little troll. We are supposed to help the noobs. |
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Cronis: Well, at least we don't need a translator chip to understand this guy. |
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Loana: But then again he is a noob and we're supposed to help all the noobs to get the experience points we need. |
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Commander: I don't know about this Loana. Help the little troll Ignore the troll and head towards the Mountains (script below) Go back + You come across another strange creature in the way on the path. |
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Storm: Oh not another one of these trolls. Let me guess, you're another noob trol |
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Noob Troll #2: Yes, how did you guess? Was it that obvious? |
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Commander: I suppose you want us to help you bash up the Noobs as well. |
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Noob Troll #2. No, actually, I lost something. |
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Commander: Oh? What did you lose? What it your memory? |
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Noob Troll #2: I lost my journal somewhere in the Dark Forest. Can you find it for me? If you can find it, i will give you 2 tech security credits for it and some credits. I fear the Grinch Inkster the guardian of the forest might have my journal. |
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Commander: Grinch Inkster? What a funny name that is. |
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Noob Troll #2: He may have a funny name, but its no laughing matter when he stomps all over you and plays that awful mad totem music at the same time. |
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Nosey Nella Parkbottom: I didn't think you Trolls could be indimidated. |
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Noob Troll #2: The Grinch Inkster is a special exception to the rule in this case. Please get my journal back. |
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Storm: The Grinch Inkster sounds like a weed to me. Maybe we need to pull this weed out and get that Troll's journal back. Since the Grinch Inkster is supposed to be the guardian of the forest so it might be a weed or a big tree or maybe its an overgrown gorilla or something. Dosen't matter to me. the bigger they are the harder they fall.
Accept Lost Journal Quest Head towards Troll Mountains Head towards The Dark Forest (script below) Back towards City -------NOOBUS DARK FOREST AREA 1 ------------------ Storm: Ooer, these woods are spooky. |
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Loana: Its a forest Storm. I must admit it is creeply looking. I don't like the looks of these trees. |
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Storm: I wonder where this Grinch Inskter is hiding. That must be the creature that has the Noob's Journal. |
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Rex: We better get plenty of Noob experience points for helping that troll you know. I won't be very happy if we get nothing in return for going through all this trouble to find his Journal. |
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Loana: I don't want to know. I think we should just get out of this place. I think we are being watched. Those trees, look I'm sure they got faces. |
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Nosey Nella Parkbottom: Eek, they sure don't look very pretty. |
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Commander: Let's not let our fears get the best of us. Head North into The Dark Forest Head South along windy path Head back to City ----NOOBS DARK FOREST AREA 2 ------------------------------- Turn Left at Fork in Forest Turn Right at Forest Go back + You accept the quest. |
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Noob Troll #2: Excellent, well head towards the Dark Forest, its lost there somewhere, oh beware of the Grinch Inkster that dwells there. hes quite nasty. always grumpy that creature. |
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Commander: The Grinch Inkster. ? |
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Storm: This planet is getter weirder the more that we explore it. |
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Loana: I could've told you that. |
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Noob Troll #2: Find my journal and i will give you your reward when you return. You will find out about the Grinch Inkster when you see it. |
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Storm: I guess we have to help him then. |
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Commander: Looks like it, very well. I wonder why the journal is so important. |
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Noob Troll #2: That's none of your business, its personal. Go write your own journal. |
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Storm: Never try to poke your nose into anyone's journal commander. Especially not a troll's. |
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Commander: Ok fine, we will respect your privacy and won't ask anymore questions about the journal or what it contains that should be so important. |
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Noob Troll #2: That's good to know. Its only stuff that trolls need to know ok. You guys are noobs. |
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Commander: Fine. Oh and we're not Noobs. We don't even look like them. Ok we will be going now. |
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Noob Troll #2: Well you're here on Noobus aren't you? |
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Commander: Yes but. |
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Noob Troll #2: Well anyone who's here on Noobus is offically a Noob got it. Ok well go and get my journal. |
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Cronis: Quite a demmanding little fellow isn't he? |
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Noob Troll #2: Get my journal back and you will get rewarded, no journal no reward. That's now it works around here. |
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Nosey Nella Parkbottom: What a troll. |
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Noob Troll #2: That's how it works according to Troll Rules in these parts, if you don't like the conditions then return back with all the other Noobs. - script ends for this area for now. ------------------NOOBS CITY COMMUNICATIONS AREA ----------------------- |
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Loana: At Last there's the Communication trader store we can try in there to find a bug translator. Communciations Store Trader (script below) Communications Central Tower Satellite Control Center Head down South Alleyway between Communication tower Head down North Area behind Communications tower Talk to Noob standing in the center of island with big tree Talk to other Noob standing by the trader store doorway Go back the way you came ----------NOOBUS CITY COMMUNICATIONS TRADER STORE ------------ |
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Noobus Communications Vendor: Veas hello, How may I help you people? I need a lot of help but at least I remembered the opening line. |
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Commander: We need a Stealer Bug decoder Translator chip. |
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Noobus Communications Vendor: Hmm, yes we do have one here, but its not a very cheap device. Do you happen to have a oh dear. OH DEAR. |
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Commander: Oh dear? What is it? |
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Noobus Communications Vendor: I seem to have forgotten what the selling price was for
the decoder. Drat, I remembered it a while ago. Now I've forgotten it. I'm one of the Least Forgetful Noobs around here but sometimes my memory just blows out on me with no warning at all like a lilo in the park. |
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Storm: Lilo in the park? That dosen't even make any sense. |
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Rex: Don't worry Storm, this whole planet has all gone cuckoo. None of it makes any sense to me. |
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Commander: Oh, well anyway, sorry we don't know what the price is either of the decoders. When did you last remember it? |
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Loana: Commander, you ask some of the most studpiest questions. The Noob can't even remember when he last lost his memory. |
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Noobus Communications Vendor: Nonsense, of course I remember when i last lost my memory. |
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Loana: And when was that? |
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Noobus Comunications Vendor: When my memory had the last blowout. |
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Loana: Oh, never mind. |
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Noobus Communciations Vendor: Hmm, Maybe you can guess the price for me and we will go with that then. For I can't remember what I set the price at. |
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Commander: Ermm the price is 10 credits 50 credits 100 Credits 250 credits 300 credits |
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Noobus Communications Vendor: Oh well, that will have to do. + If you already brought the decoder Noobus Communications Vendor: Sorry, but I have no more left in stock, You already brought the last one I had in the store. Sorry. I cannot sell you anymore of them and I cannot get anymore of them in as I don't know where my vendor list has dissapeared to. Oh dear. I seem to have misplaced that as well. |
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Commander: Another memory blowout? |
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Noobus Communications Vendor: No, this time its a vendor list blowout. I can't find my vendor list. Drat. It might come to me sooner or later. |
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Storm: Noobs, they forgetting things Commander. I don't know if its even worth trying to help them if they keep on forgetting stuff. |
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Commander: Yes they forget things these Noobs, but We need to help them so we can - |
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Storm: Yeah, yeah, get more experience, we KNOW Commander, you told us before. Leave store Ask Trader more questions about these bugs + You obtain the Bug Decoder Chip Device. + You gain 50 noob experience points + You have %noobexp% Noob Experience Points out of 30000 |
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Noob Communications Vendor: Sorry you do not have enough credits to buy the item. I cannot sell it to you until you first get enough credits to buy it. now how did I remember that part? |
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Storm: Oh how irritating, i wish these Noobs would forget about not having enough credits. - script ends for now |
