Telos Bureau Info Center

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Nosey Nella Parkbottom:

1. Here is the place to go for my upgrades. We've arrived at last.
2. I can't wait to see what's avaliable here.
3. Time to fix this useless camera
4. Hooray, free from the oppression of my faulty camera at last. I hope they got my spare part.
5. Time to fix this faulty thing.

Enter into Information Bureau Center
Leave area

--------------TELOS NEWS INFORMATION MEDIA BUREAU ------------------

Head towards Nosey Media Desk
Head towards Media Information (script below)
Head towards Film Reels
Head towards Camera Section

+ If you have already been at any previous desk to see the Media Vendor then this shows up

Nosey Media Representative: So, we meet again. What can I do for you?

Storm: We just left you at the other desk and now you pop up like a jack in the box now at this desk. Just how many desks are you servicing around in this place? I thought there is supposed to be an npc mesh sitting at every desk. How can you be moving from one desk to the next after we just left it?

Nosey Media Representative: I can pop up anywhere at any service desk I want. I am animated. Do you think those at the front service desks are just lifeless mannequins?

Storm: That is just, just aint, well normal. There are supposed to be other people at these desks... Ok this is confusing me a bit. Are you running on some kind of Spline or something.
Get back on the script.

Nosey Media Representative: Are you here to make a complaint about me always popping up around here with my animations or here to learn new information about Telos? This is after all an information Bureau Center.

Storm: What new information? I know everything there is to know about this Telos.

Nosey Media Representative: Hmm I see, well I guess you don't know about the new changes around here. Feel free to check our information Vendor Machine over there, we just installed it in the other day. It contains all the latest information that you need to know about this planet. Who knows, you might learn something about Telos that you don't know.

Storm: Hmm, I didn't know this system was even installed in this building, but then again I never bothered to enter into here before until now.

Nosey Nella Parkbottom: I haven't been in here for quite a while. Let's go
take a look at this new machine of theirs.

Back to Telos Information Bureau
Use Bureau Information Vendor Machine
Exit Area

--------TELOS INFORMATION NEWS MACHINE QUICK SNAP X2 Ver 1.0 -------------

+ IF YOU GO THROUGH THE DOOR TO SOMEWHERE IN THE ROR SPACEDOCKS STATION

Commander: Now we are back on Telos. That door took us all the way to Telos?

Storm: This is definitely Telos alright. I recognize that Information News Machine anywhere.

Nosey Nella Parkas: Oh what luck, now I can beable to go get upgraded

Commander: Eye yi-yi. My head is spinning. We're a long way now from The Ror System.

Storm: We don't need to return back to that stupid door. Im just glad that it didn't take
us out of the Quadrant.

Skinar: Commander, what just happened? One minute I was sitting in the ship in the Ror System and now my sensors are reading we are in the Telos System. There was also this strange flash of light.

Commander: We were transported back into The Telos System. We are stuck here now.

Skinar: Oh, I see. Well I will be getting back to my duties. Good luck Commander.

+ END OF DOOR TO ANYWHERE SCRIPT -

MAIN SCRIPT

Storm: I don't believe it

Starlight Winkel Machine: Its Starlight Winkel Here, yours truly, bringing you today all the information I have gathered currently on my assignment on Telos.

Storm: Assignment on Telos?, who sent here on an assignment to my planet? I didn't even know Starlight Winkel was snooping around on our planet.

Commander: Well according to this machine, this is all her research data information here obviously and it can all be accessed from this menu. Now we will beable to know what she has been up to.

Where Telos Got its name from?
All About Telos Citizenship
What its like to live on Telos
Telos Everyday Life
Hunting Expeditions And Elixirs
Telos Laws and Customs
Telos History
All About the Telos City Shield Tower
The Economy of Telos And Interstellar Trades
Strange Creatures and Wildlife
Financial News
The Bizzare Pet Shop
Weapons Research
The Ridiculous Grand Walkway, Hall Of Memories and Past Rulers
Current National Hero
Other Topics

Something is bothering Loana

Storm: If she is not careful she will get hunted.

Starlight Winkel Machine: Excuse me, BE QUIET WHEN I'M TRYING TO GIVE A REPORT. Thank you. Now continuing on. Telos appears to be a backward twisted world. They even have hunts regularly out in the desert. They mainly hunt these creatures called Panstuffs. haha what a funny sounding name. They live out in the desert as well. These are ferocious looking dragon like beasts.

Storm: Her facts are wrong again. We don't hunt Panstuffs. Well not usually. Panstuffs don't live out in the desert they live in the Catacombs that are next to the desert. This Woman needs to get her story right. They are not dragon like beasts. Fangrcrawlers would fit that description, but the Panstuffs are werewolf like.

Commander: Someone needs to correct her on the facts then. She obviously has gotten things a bit mixed up.

Storm: I hate having to make corrections.

Loana: Well if its sensing our voices when we are talking, that's probably why it wants us to shut up and listen.

Herc Commander: So is it a Correcting Machine?

Storm: Hmm I don't know If it will allow us to re-write corrections to its information or not.

Nosey Nella Parkbottom: Hmm, I wonder. Let me step in front of the machine.

Let Nella use The Machine (script below)
Continue using the machine

Starlight Winkel Machine: A New person has entered the terminal. Scanning... Oh so its you. PARKBOTTOM, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN. You were supposed to return back to Vinus to file in in your latest report to the Winkel Interstellar publishing office.

Nosey Nella Parkbottom: Huh, Boss, how can you be talking to me from this machine? its supposed to be just an information database with your reports on it.

Starlight Winkel Machine: its more than just an information database honey. Its the latest Infomation database and it allows me to connect live at all times. Its wondeful, its like the hive mind. I can sense whoever comes near my machines. It Allows me to link to every machine I have installed Oh no, there a Noob approaching at one of my machines. Oh these pitiful creatures, they are always forgetting things. I just hope this Noob dosen't do anything he will regret. Don't touch the security button. Oh why won't they listen.

Nosey Nella Parkbottom: Just how many of these machines have you installed?

Starlight Winkel Machine: DO NOT ASK YOUR BOSS QUESTIONS. You do not have clearance to be given that information. Now what have you to report?

Storm: You can't speak to her like that.

Starlight Winkel Machine: Of course I can, I'M HER BOSS.

Nosey Nella Parkbottom: Gee Boss, well I'm still writing up the reporting. I haven't got it all ready

Starlight Winkel Machine: WELL HURRY UP AND GET SOMETHING WRITTEN.

Storm; I had enough of this. (hits a button).

Starlight Winkel Machine: Arrghh, what have you done you silly Telorean I'm cut of---- (silence)

Storm: Uh oh, a security screen password has come up, what do I type. I'll try this one. Let me see now. How About CRYBABY (Storm types password in.)

Starlight Winkel Machine: Error, access denied.

Storm: Drat, it wasn't that one.

Nosey Nella Parkbottom: Here, I'll try a password I know.

+ Nella Types in the Password Guttlefish.

Starlight Winkel machine: ERROR, ACCESS DENIED, now initiating Self-Destruct.

Commander: Be-Yikes, not another one of these machines. We better get outta here now.

Nosey Nella Parkbottom: Eeeek, I didn't know my boss installed a self-destruct to her password screen. What a meanie. We only got the password wrong only once. It takes me a couple of tries usually to get in. I only get one try? That's Not fair..

Loana: Well Of course she would, to keep other people out. Permanently. Let's clear
out of the area now, clear out now, RUN. She obviously doesn't want any of her stuff
corrected.

+ A few seconds later, The Machine blows into a million pieces as the party take cover.

Array to determine level of damage if any

1. + The Machine is ruined.

+ Storm recevices 600 damage
Storm: Owww.

+ Axle receives 100 damage
Commander: Ouch.

+ Nosey Nella receives 200 damage
Nosey Nella: Ow..

+ Loana receives 500 damage.
Loana: Oooouchh.

+ The rest of the party members recieve only minor damage

+ Herc Commander receives 100 damage

+ Titancronis receives 0 damage
Cronis: No Damage here. All systems go.

+ T6unit receives 50 damage
+ T6unit: Heh, that tickles.

+ William receives 20 damage.
William Smith: I hardly felt a scratch.

Storm: Arrghh that smarts, News Shrapnel can hurt.

Commander: The machine is ruined. Well at least it wasn't the main headlines.

Pick out shining object inside wrecked machine (script below)
Leave

+ You obtain 2 Film Credits

Nosey Nella Parkbottom: I didn't know these were here. This will now allow me to buy a film reel, YAY.

Storm: All good for you, we suffered damage from that wrecked machine.

Commander: Well you shouldn't have set off the self-destruct then.

Storm; Well how was I to know that machine's password screen was linked to a self-destruct?

Commander; Ooho, well we know now.

- End of script for this area

Starlight Winkel Machine: WILL YOU PEOPLE BE QUIET, I'm trying to read my report to you.

Storm: This machine needs to get some new manners or I wil put it out of its misery pernamently if it keeps this up.

Loana: She is from Vinus, that's why she is being a little rude.

Storm: Oh yesh, I forgot about that, let's see what else she has to say about our planet.

Starlight Winkel Machine: Another creature that they go out and hunt for, is a creature known as Resentment. The other creature is known as an Excom none of the teloreans have seen these two creatures but they believe they do exist. Not all hunting parties get to return back alive unfortunately, some get turned into crystals out i the deert, some Teloreans believe that Resentment caused them to become crystals through magical powers. this alledged story still needs further investigation. Starlight Winkel Signing off for now.

Storm: Arrghh, Resentment has been seen by our people and that is the creature that hs been turning hunting parties into crystal stone, so she got that wrong, but nobody has ever seen an Excom clearly. Only a few of our people have sseen a a brief outline of it but they haven't been seen clearly in person, it might be some kind of magical creature, we don't know The not much is known about the Excom but we know it exists out there somewhere. We think that its still alive although some people think it might not be now.

Commander: An Excom?

Storm: Yes an Excom. Sorry we don't know any more information about them.

Starlight Winkel Machine: Life on Telos. I've been here now for 3 days and and already life on this planet is beginning to be a drag. Heck they don't even have jeeps along the walkway. They believe in walking all the way down this ridiculous long entrance and have banned the jeeps. Go Figure. These people are truly living in the backwoods.

Storm; What does she mean the backwoods?. Our people are doing fine as they are. She has no respect for our ways. Walking is good for you.

Starlight Winkel Machine: Here I am. Oh what was that awful screeching noise, it sounded like someone's pet cat had gotten run over. Hmm what have we over here. Good grief, its burnt to a cinder next to this plasma beam device. What are these Telorans up to? Starlight Winkel Reporting in again, it looks like it was some sort of cat. Hold on someone is coming. I have to hide.

Storm: What is she trying to prove. So she was snooping around on my planet.

Commander: Storm, be quiet and let me read the rest.

Starlight Winkel Machine: I'm behind this row of boxes here next to this plasma device, Oh what an adorable creature. yikes, it disappeared, oh wait a minute its reappear again. Hmm it appears that the Teloreans have a pet cat that has cloaking abilities. Quite unique I've not seen this before. Wait a minute they turned the plasma beam on again and what's this? Enticing it in the other direction with a plate of food? What are they about to do? Yikes.
the cat, it just-just disappeared and oh no, the poor thing got fried up in the plasma beam, Oh how awful. Hold on they are talking again, This Leonix failed Ship training? is that what this brutal practice is called? Shiptraining? What are they talking about. One thing is for Sure Starlight Winkel always gets to the bottom of any mystery They should be reported to the Animal Care Agency. I know on Vinus this kind of treatment to alien pets would not be tolerated. Maybe I should complain to the council.

Storm: She should stick her noise out of our business. Ship training has been around for over a hundred years when we introduced it way back then. How are the Leonix going to know to avoid appearing into the plasma beam if we don't tempt them with food to teach them not to cloak in the plasma beams.

Commander: I understand Storm, but it is a rather brutal practice. Surely there must be a better way of teaching them than this crude method.

Storm: None that I know of. They only know this way and no other.

Loana: Its only because you know of no other way because its not been taught to you or your people yet. I think it should be done away with. Old things become new.

Storm: Starlight Winkel has no business being here on our planet. This machine is full of misinformation about our world. I will go and see the council about this and find out way she is on our planet and what these stupid machines are doing in our Media Bureau Information center. She better not be distributing these machines out to other systems and trying to give our planet a bad name and misrepresenting us.

Commander: Oh dear, I can see the fireworks are about to fly.

Starlight Winkel Machine: I'm now at the Rest village Area, Oh my what is this, an old lady with a walking stick. Ok that looks normal to me. Arrghh, She just shot some kind of laser out of her stick and vapourized that droid over there that was in her way. Oh my this planet is not normal, old people are given deadly lasers, what is going on here. This should not be. Starlight Winkel is signing off. Yikes I nearly got zapped by that dam thing. I better get out of here and get somewhere where its safer.

Storm: Arrghh, the lasers are an experiment from the weapons research facility not far from here. of course our elderly folk are armed with lasers, it helps clear out any junk that gets in their way when they can just vaporize it out of existence instead of tripping over it and hurting themselves.

Nosey Nella Parkbottom: Yikes, I would hate to get in their way then.

Cronis: This is dangerous Storm, your elderly folk should not be armed with any kind of weapons. They can easily slip or get clumsy and set off their weapons by accident and hurt someone. When people get old their reactions and muscles all start to slow down. They shouldn't have any weapons at all.

Storm: Yeah, well tell that to Weapons Research. They over juiced the sticks a bit.

Commmander: Yikes, well I think we will move to read another topic then.

- End of script for this area

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