Note: The store is a quick assemble (temporary placeholder). Until I can find a decent enough model.
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Loana: At Last there's the Communication trader store we can try in there to find a bug translator. |
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Storm: Everywhere else in Noobus we have been everything has been nothing but a trainwreck. So I doubt this place is any different. Communications Store Trader Communications Central Tower Communications Satellite Control Center (script below) Head down South Alleyway between Communication tower Head down North Area behind Communications tower Talk to Noob standing in the center of island with big tree Talk to other Noob standing by the trader store doorway Go towards Grey Building to Noob by hut (2nd divider) Head towards Hole with Crashed Blimp Go back the way you came |
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Noob Satellite: Hello who are you? I'm Satellite Noob. Are you looking to buy a satellite dish? |
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+ If you had your dish shot off in a previous system
Commander: Yeah, someone shot a satellite dish off my ship and I want it replaced as soon as possible. + If you haven't had that event yet Commander: No thanks. The ones on my ship are working fine |
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Noob Satellite: Oh dear, it appears I don't have real satellite dishes. THey are missing. can you find the real ones for me? |
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Storm: Well that can't be too hard to miss they are rather big you know. The full sized dishes. |
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Noob Satellite: Oh these are small satellite dishes. They must be lost somewhere in Noobus. if you help me find the lost dishes I will give you 600 Noob Experience Points for them. I had umm lets see now yes 7 dishes. Find them for me. |
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Commander: I didn't think there was such a thing as 600 Noob Experience Points. I never saw any when collecting them. |
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T6unit: I detect more than 10 Satellite components on Noobus in the surrounding area. I think this Noob might have made a Nooboo. |
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Noob Satellite: Ooh, I think I made a Nooboo. I thought I had 7. |
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Storm: More than 10? Arrrgh, well look on the bright side Commander, if we do help this Noob out he has 600 Noob Experience Points that we can come collecting. You better be ready for us Noob. We will be back. Accept the Noob's Challenge to locate all 17 missing satellite dishes Decline (script below) Leave (script below divider) + You decline the Noob's offer |
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Noob Satellite: Oh well, I cannot give you the 600 Noob Experience Points to help you on your Quest to get off this planet if you won't help me out. Then it will be more harder for you to get the points you will be trapped here forever with the Besian Guards that are marooned on this planet also. You have to go all over Noobus to collect them. Good luck to you. |
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Commander: How did you know all that stuff? Have you been spying on us? |
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1. Noob Satelite: Did I make another Nooboo? Oh Nooboo. Nooboo. Noooooooboo. 2. Noob Satelite: Find my lost Satellite, collect the 600 Noob experience points. 3. Noob Satelite: If you refuse to help the Noobs, it might cost you 18000 points instead of 10000 to leave the planet. If you are unhappy, go see Noob Council |
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Storm: Ok, take it easy, everybody makes mistakes sometimes. But you Noobs seem to make them all the time. |
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Noob Satellite: Thank you for wanting to help me. Yes I have 600 Noob Experience Points that can be yours only if you locate all of my lost satellite dishes and bring them back into the store. |
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William Smith: Well they can't be that big then if they can fit into the store. |
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Herc Commander: This horrible awful game is at it again. First it was Huts and now its Satellite Dishes. |
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Nosey Nella Parkas: Well at least the Noobs are advancing. + Everybody looks at Nella with a blank stare and says nothing. Nosey Nella Parkas: Guys, what did I say, don't be like that. Sorrieee.... |
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Commander: And who are you, what's with this shiny material. Where did you get this from. |
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Thack Noob: From my house. Do you like it. its nice and shiny. |
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Storm: Yes I can see that but, you GOT IT FROM WHAT. |
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Thack Noob: The roof of my house, I decided to put my roof on. |
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Commander: I think I am going crazy in this place. |
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William Smith: Now I've seen everything, Noobs wearing their rooftops textures on their clothes now. ITS THE WRONG TEXTURE NOOB. What are you doing. Roofs go on houses not on you. What are they doing up in the props department these days. |
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Thack Noob: If you want Wrong Texture Noob he is is just further down behind this building. |
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Rex: I think I will go back to the ship. |
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William Smith: I don't believe this, they even got a wrong textures Noob Now. |
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Commander: That's not what we, oh never mind, this place doesn't make any sense to us anyway. |
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Thack Noob: Do you want to buy a roof to wear. |
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William Smith: Certainly Not. |
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Storm: No, you wouldn't ever see me in that thing. |
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T6unit: + Warning T6 Memory is going into overload from Illogical statements from Noob. |
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Storm: Give it a rest Droid. Save your memory. Don't try to work it out. |
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Commander: This Noob is too much for T6. Hes overloading. |
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+ 50 Damage to T6 Shielding - Illogical Bypass #1
+ 50 Damage to T6 Memory - Illogical Bypass #2 + 50 Damage to T6 Motor Units - Illogical Bypass #3 Error cannot division by error. + 50 Damage to T6 HP - Illogical Bypass #5 - successful. |
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Storm: T6 Stand down, cancel all calculations. Pull the plug out. + T6 returns back to normal operation. The Droid is shaky like a leaf. |
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Commander: The droid has had quite a scare. Better stay away from the Noobs for a while. Don't' try to work out their reasoning because none of it makes sense to us either. At least this one for some reason doesn't have glowing eyes like the others have. |
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Thack Noob: If I have glowing eyes then my roof will catch on fire and burn. |
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Loana: No, that's not what the Commander meant. Oh never mind. We can't reason with them when they are in this catatonic state of mind. |
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Commander: Erm.. We will be going now. |
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Herc Commander: Oh I will never be able to work out these Noobs. |
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Skynar: Things definitely have slid downhill around here. This Noob wasn't wearing a roof last time I came here. So I wonder what changed. |
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Storm: His memory changed that's what, it got deleted. He put on the wrong materials. |
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Commander: Hmm Thack Noob did you get that rooftop texture from Wrong Texture Noob. |
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Thack Noob: Yes I did. Do you like it. |
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Commander: I see. Well on my world Roofs remain on roofs. |
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Thack Noob: Go see Wrong Textures Noob and he might be-able to find something suitable for you to wear. Thanks for helping remind me. I now remember. + You obtain 50 Noob Experience Points. |
