Noobie #7: Ooooh, The Bamboo its gone all wild out of control. I fed it some old nuclear power cells. I couldn't find any water. Did I pick the wrong ingredient?. Now we have giant bamboo. Ooops. My bad.
Rex: Did I hear that correctly. Did he say he fed them a diet of Nuclear POWER CELLS?
Storm: What are you talking about Noob, you got a whole lake of water just outside the main gate. You could've gotten a watering can and gotten outside the gate to get the water.
Cronis: There seems to be a pattern emerging here. Everytime a Noob is all on their own its not long before they turn things upside down. So I think these peculiar beings need constant supervision to stop them from wandering off and getting into trouble
Noobie #7: Ooh, I've never been outside the main gate before so I would not know my way. And I don't have a watering can.
Rex: Never been outside the main gate before? This is getting beyond a joke. Really it is.
Storm: Arrrghhh (tears hair out)
Loana: Nothing to see here people. Storm is just busy blowing another gasket again. (rolls eyes)
Commander: That just AINT NORMAL. Noob, you're not supposed to be feeding your plants any Nuclear Power Cells. You're supposed to feed it water, not nuclear radioactive fuel. Well I don't know how you are gonna beable to cut those down.
Storm: Arrgh I told you these Noobs are nothing but trouble. We should not have landed here. They are feeding Nuclear Fuel to their bamboo plants and look now at the results.
Loana: Scanning.. IT IS NUCLEAR POWER FUEL CELLS. Good grief. You can't feed plants on that Noob. what are you doing. It will make them go all haywire.
Noobie #7: Ooh, yes I see that now, the Bamboo grew too large when I put Old Nuclear Fuel power Cells into the ground and now look what became of them. They grew to four times their normal size they are threatening to overtake Noobus, Oh woe is me.
Herc Commander: Well I'm not going to cut all those bamboo down.
Cronis: Well that's a first in the history books. Noob grows Giant Bamboo plants using old Nuclear Power Cells.
Noobie #7: Ooh, but how will I beable to get rid of them? I don't have an ax.
Commander: Oh well you will have to go find one.
Noobie #7: I don't know where to look.
Storm: Arrggh, Noobs. We are going to have to find the ax for him.
Noobie #7: Oooh if you do find it for me, I will give you 50 Noob Experience points for it.
Storm: Amazing how they never ever forget the Noob Experience Point rewards they're willing to give for helping them out but they forget just about everything else.
Nosey Nella Parkas: In one ear and out the other tee hehehe. (giggle)
Herc Commander: We are going to be here all day with these Noobs finding lost things. for them.
Cronis: Given the situation with their forgetful memories, afraid so. I still think something on the planet must be causing them to lose their memories, but where?
Loana: Well look on the bright side, at least its not become a health hazard YET. But it could've been if the radiation levels were that much higher.
Herc Commander: This world I swear has gone off its rocker. Wake me up when its all over.
William Smith: Well this is certainly different to what I expect on most worlds.
Commander: That ax could be anywhere around here.
+ Find the Noob's ax and bring it back to him to get 50 Noob Experience Points.