Commander: Oh har har, very funny, enough with the wisecracks. Let's just get down to my planet. I want to see if anything has been happening since I was last here. Land On Minus Prime Leave |
Winkel Express: Are you feeling down and out? Need to broadcast your news? Had a crisis suddenly happen from out of nowhere? No worries. Starlight Winkel Express is the latest development in reporting News Snooping Technology. Just tell us your story and Winkel Express will immediately broadcast it live out to the whole Quadrant. Note: This only applies to those systems and worlds that have got the Winkel Express transmitter actually installed. So don't delay, share your news with Winkel Express Today. This is a educational news bulletin brought to you by Starlight Winkel.
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Winkel Express: Come one, come all and get your Snoop Technology Camera today. Free for a limited time down on Minus Prime. A tacky little world but it will have to do. Ahem, You heard me right, I am now extending my Media Empire to Minus Prime so that everybody in the Quadrant will hear of Starlight Winkel and her amazing reporting abilities.
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Winkel Express: Oh I see, Transk, hmm, sounds familiar. Hmm, I will have to check my database later under extragavant events reportings. Right well anyway, Starlight Winkel is my name an I am making a name for myself here in this Quarant and you look like a rag that was washed up on yesterday's laundry. Gee you do have drab looking colors. You're like an eclipse that's overshaowding my brightness.
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Winkel Express: I'm planting not just cameras dear but also winkel bases and winkel vendor machines I planted those cameras because I wasn't able to learn all the news on every world, but now that I establishing my Interstellar Snoop Technology throughout the whole Quadrant from system to system, I can be omnipresent and see everything from my headquarters like a giant camera. And now I will be more bigger than ever before in the whole Quadrant, and no news will be able to escape from Winkel ever again. I will know everything.
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Winkel Express: You are no match or me, I am far too powerful now, nobody can stop me. Not
even Skip Dialog can silence me. I am on the uiltimate Winkel Trip of them all. To become Omnipotent and Omniscient so I can be everywhere and in all things and no news will ever escape me and I will live forever on everybody's news now and forever for eternity. |
Commander: That's the problem with villans in video games, they think they are all powerful and that nothing can touch them or bring them down. Then they go into this God Mode. Let's not get all hostile about it before we have even arrived down on my planet. Looks like she has already invaded my homeworld. Is any system gonna be safe with her snooping around?
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Janice Worse For Wear: Another signal is coming in Commander, its from The Minus Prime Docking Station. Talk to Docking Station Control. |