Mysterious Statute: How are you enjoying your Broken Day. I do not have the Aborian Crystal. You will have to go to another statute.
Rex: Is it just me or are these statues getting more cheeky.
Commander: Let's just keep searching till we find the crystal. I don't feel comfortable with talking statutes.
Mysterious Statue: Our eyes are everywhere.
Loana: This is starting to get a little Creepy. Like keep your eyes to yourself Stonehead. Where's your manners.
Nosey Nella Parkas: Talking Statutes are never my thing. I like statutes that say nothing. They are more nicer.
Storm: This place is crazy, Orbs that fire on you, Statutes that talk cheeky lines, what next is going to spring up in this place.
Storm: 30 of these cheeky statues? I can't believe it.
Nosey Nella Parkas: Well its better than 300.
Rex: 300? The game couldn't handle drawing up all of those.
Mysterious Statue: Welcome to My Statue is being a Headache. To locate the Aborian Crystal you have to find it. There are 30 Statutes in this area. It will be like looking for a needle in a haystack of confusion.
Commander: Oh this is going to take some time huh.
Loana: Hes not answering you Commander.
Rex: A Talking Statute, this place is not normal.
Loana: This one looks different from the rest of the statutes.
Storm: If you ask me, there's too many of them, its ridiculous. This is going to be tough. I don't have the time for all this.
Nosey Nella Parkas: Ohh, we will never find it at this rate we are searching. It wil take too long, boo hooo, hooo.
Loana: Nella, stop falling all to pieces. Its not as bad as you think.
Commander: This just makes me more determined to try to find it. I'm going to search through all of them.
Nosey Nella Parkas: Since this Statute is all green, maybe its come down with something.
Rex: Nonsense, statutes don't get sick. Do they?
Dr. Thompson: If they do, they will have to come to my sick bay. Oh I don't think I can fit all them in here.
Commander: What, where did you suddenly pop up from? This is not supposed to be in the script. You're just a reserve mesh and your sickbay hasn't even been fully rendered yet.
Dr. Thompson: Sorry Commander, I overheard you talking on this channel. Someone left this open I can hear your complaining in my sick bay area..
Commander: Computer. I want an explanation. NOW.
Computer: Ooops. Sorry, I must've forgotten to turn the audio off. Now the whole ship knows about your complaining down on Scribus.
Storm: Where did that orb go ? Drat. Its not here.
Commander: It has to be here, I saw it, but it was under the ground of all places.
Nosey Nella Parkas: Aww gee and we don't have any digging tools either. This sucks.
Loana: We will have to start searching for it. I think it was somewhere over here. Nope, have to keep looking.
Commander: oh this one dosen't appear to have anything. Its dead, its not responding.
Rex: It must be a dud
Loana: Try the other ones
Commander: Creepy. It looks like to me we better not upset these things. Well at least we know these are the same Probes we saw on the Abort Genesis Station.
Loana: Well that was a bit pointless. Of course its the same probe, just smaller versions of them. We were lucky to dodge the giant one back on the station and come out alive.
Nosey Nella Parkas: Why is it that pretty looking things can be so deadly.
Commander: I think are about pretty done enough exploring on this world for now.
Storm: You have to find the Crystal remember.
Commander: Oh yeah, well soon as we find that crystal I'm outta here.
Commander: Whoa it's shooting at us. Oh Telos, that is scary business. Let's get out of its range. Or we are going to Ouch, get damaged.
Storm: Can I shoot one of these, pretty please.
T6unit: It is advised you don't they contain Plasma radiation inside them. Plasma is unstable with these elements. There goes a flying Commander.
Storm: Bah we will have to retreat then. Go get the Commander and see if hes alright.
William Smith: That thing just popped up like a jack in the box.
Nosey Nella Parkas: Ooooh look at the pretty Orb over here. Let's take a more closer look.
T6unit: Warning, I am detecting hostile intentions coming from this probe.
Storm: What do you mean you are detecting hostile intentions. Explain yourself Droid.
T6unit: The heat signature inside this orb are rapidly rising in temperature. It is advise that you do not approach near it. Something bad might happen if you dooooo. Error, memory..
Loana: I think we should take heed to T6's Warning. I don't feel right about that orb.
Nosey Nella Parkas: ALL OF THEM? ARE YOU KIDDING ME, There's too many of them. We will be here forever. BOO HOO HOO HOO this game is so mean.
Loana: Nella, we've not time for this. Hurry let's find the next one.
Nosey Nella Parkas: Its not fair.
Storm: Time Trial. Why does this look familiar?
Commander: Reminds me of a certain game I used to play.
Nosey Nella Parkas: Eeeek I know what it is. I know what it is.