Speak To Noobs in a Circle at the Council Table.
Go back outside
Council Noob #4: If you want to get off this world it will cost you 10000 Noob Experience
points, but at the council's own discretion this can change to 12000 or 18000 Noob Experience Points but at this time the fee is 10000 Noob Experience Points if want to get off our world, 30000 Noob Experience Points if you want to dock at Indius and bypass their Array. No Noob has ever gotten past their array. Not after we ran into gravity trouble with our spaceships. |
Commander: Arrrghh, these are tough rules. Ask The Council why they are not acting on the Noob troubles Ask The Council how long they been stuck at that table Ask The Council about Wise Noob Ask The Council what they are going to do about all the holes in the ground Ask The Council to Evacuate the Noob Town Ask The Council about a Security Permit Ask The Council About the Noob Docking Fees Ask The Council About Themselves Ask The Council About the Besian Guards that Crashed landed on Noobus (script below) Ask The Council about the Fire Brigade meeting Ask The Council why Noobus has Half-Noob Coins |
Circle Noob #2: We are unable to go outside to verify this claim that there are Besians here on the planet however we do believe you are telling us the truth. Hmm well I guess we have to get used to our new visitors. But don't have them complain to us about leaving the planet, as we don't have any working spaceships and those who do, they have to pay that 10000 Noob Experience Points Fee to leave . Fee, Fee Fee.
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Council Noob #3: Well good luck to you, we have tried, but we cannot even move out of
the Council Building. And we don't know where to look to find them all which means you will have to search all over Noobus to find the missing blueprints. + The Council has lost most of their animation Blueprints. You have to find them all. They are scattered somewhere in Noobus. There are 50 missing blueprints to find. |
Commander: A bit of an issue. Noob, your whole town is going down the hole. That aint a little bitty issue. One of the holes is already over a thousand feet deep. Have you been outside the Council Room to look at the actual damage these holes are causing to Noobus? You are in danger of being swallowed up in these holes. |