T6 Unit: Commander, without all the thousands of silly flags to keep track of everything in all the planets and systems in the Quadrant the game would just all fall apart. T6 has examined this game source code and finds out that in the computer core room exists a ridiculously long batch file code of over 450 thousand lines long that makes up this whole entire universe. Ooooh, Accessing Conspiracy Theories Database. Searching....
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Goo Factory Receptionist: Here's your one day factory pass, you may proceed to enter into the factory premesis. Since you are offworlder,you will need to put on these special anti-goo suits while you are in the factory. The air inside the factory is quite potent to you. I assure you that this facility is not being run from a batch file. Do you think this place was cheap?
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Commander: I think its time to have a word with the computer when I get back on the ship. Are all these ship malfunctions we've been having throughout this whole adventure also being generated from a batch file as well. Enter into the main factory clothing suit area Leave the factory area Complain to the Goo Factory Receptionist about the Suits |
Goo Factory Receptionist: Ah I see. Well he rightfully brought the suits from us from the factory, he is one of our customers. Yes we do sell the suits for millions of credits because they were not easy to manufacturer. He is entitled to buy suits just as anyone else. Except we only sell them to only store custom ers. You don't own a store do you?
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Goo Factory Receptionist: All files have to be checked to see if you have the prerequisites or not. If you don't have a store Then that is the reason why we distribute the suits only to store owners. They are given to store owners direct from the factory. Sorry. Its one of our policies around here. We prefer they are sold through selected stores or vendors of our choosing. We don't sell them direct to the public.
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Goo Factory Receptionist: Yes I guess you do. Sorry. I am not in charge of factory policy around here. I'm just the receptionist that follows policy rules. If you have any other questions, maybe I can forward them to Upper Factory Management They make all the decisions regarding those kinds of issues.
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Commander: He obviously got the suits from the Goo Factory. Here they are here. We can't take these out of the Factory Premises. That's probably why the suits cost him millions of credits for him to obtain . Maybe we can find where the suits are being sold in the factory. They should have a clothing vendor around here somewhere that we can find out more information. |
Skynar: Stop the endless dialog guys, the widget is staying on the screen all of the time. Head towards Goo Room 1 Head towards Goo Room 2 Head towards Goo Room 3 Head towards packing area 1 Head towards packing area 2 Head towards Goo machine Room 1 Head towards Goo Machine Room 2 Head towards Power Room Head towards Goo Terminal Exit back to Factory Reception area Skynar: Gee, what an old dusty antique thing this is. Where did the Besians drag this out from the Second Hand Supplies on their neighbouring Junkworld? What was the name of that world again you know the planet next to Besai, gee what was it called? |