+ IF YOU HAVE GONE THROUGH THE DOOR TO ANYWHERE IN THE ROR DOCKING SPACE STATION
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Commander: Oh no, this has to be my worst nightmare come true. We're back on . |
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Storm: Oh no, its Noobus again. I hope we don't have to collect up all those 10,000 Noob experience points all over again. I'm going to complain to the Docking Spaceport officer. Surely they have an exception to their rules when it comes to an anomaly inside The Door To Anywhere. |
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Commander: Just our luck that door had to send us down to this planet. |
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Nosey Nella Parkas: Back to the Noobies? Boy, Hocus Bogus sure messed this up. |
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Rex: Well I guess I'm grateful we were sent here and not to Besai. + END OF DOOR TO ANYWHERE POP OUT OF NOWHERE IN SCRIPT |
MAIN SCRIPT
+ You land the ship in a clearing just outside the main city of Noobus.
+ You come across a strange creature.
+ You land the ship in a clearing just outside the main city of Noobus.
+ You come across a strange creature.
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Strange Noob Creature: Meeh, meh, meh. meh |
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Commander: Skinar. It looks like I will need your help, on this planet. I cannot understand what this creature is saying. |
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Skinar: Commander, I have been here once before a long time ago. You will have to do alot of things for the Noobs, you see they are quite a forgetful race, they need to continually be told to do things in order to beable to help you. They have short term memories. I don't know why. You will have to get a translator to understand that Meeh creature. I don't have it in the ships language database.
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Storm: Commander, Maybe the Noobs have a translator chip in one of the communication stores in the city. Maybe its a greeting or something or its happy to see us. |
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Loana: It appears to look friendly for the time being at least. |
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Strange Noob Creature: meeh, Meeh Meh mepmeme me. (purrs) |
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Commander: Umm yes, if we had a translator we might know what its trying to tell us. oh its such a cute and adorable little thing. GAME CHOICES Head back into space West Wilderness Wide Plains Pick up object off the ground Attempt to pick up the Strange Creature. (script below) East Wilderness Troll Mountains Return Back to Main City |
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Skinar: I wouldn't do that if I was you commander. |
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Commander: I guess I will just have to use its own language then. Meh meh, Meeh Meeh me. Meeh meh. Meh Meh Meh. |
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Strange Noobus Creature: Chomp, Chomp, meh meh, Chomp Chomp. meh meh snap-snap-snap-snap- + The Strange Noob creature attempts to snap furiously at the commander's finger at lighting fast speed with its choppers. |
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Commander: Yikes, it has sharp teeth. Wow its so quick. I better keep my hands to myself then. its jaws are going like a machine on steroids. |
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Skinar: Tried to warn you Commander, don't try to pick up any of the creatures on this world if you don't understand their language. This particular creatutre is also known as A Motormouth Meh because of its fast speed at snapping its mouth. Just keep your hand distance from it. There are quite a few Motormouths around this area.
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Commander: I guess that's lesson no 1 then, dont' get too cute with alien lifeforms. that can snap back at you like grandma's old washing machine. Ok got it Skinar, I'll be more careful next time. That thing is deadly. |
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Loana: Don't provoke it commander, we don't know what else it can do. Wait until you get a translator or something so we can better understand it. |
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Commander: I think the message was pretty clear. Meh Meh Meh Meh |
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Strange Noobus Creature: Meh Meh Meh Meh. Snap-Snap Meh Meh. |