Enter into strange odd-looking building
Leave the area
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Go West to room 1
Go East to room 2
Go back the way you came
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Storm: didn't expect to find this lying down here. A lava Bomb. Pick up lava bomb from the ground. East towards odd strange building Go back the way you came + You obtain 1 lava bomb |
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Commander: Hmm, there's a computer system in here. |
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Storm: What's that strange looking door? |
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Nosey Nella Parkas: Well, we are in a strange odd-looking strange building so there's likely to be a strange-looking door to go with it. |
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Storm: Why do you keep on telling us information that we already know ? |
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Nosey Nella Parkas: I don't know to be honest. I guess I never really noticed it before. Search Computer terminal #1 Search Computer Terminal #2 Open Chest Container in middle of room (script below) Read strange symbols beside door Go back the way you came Array 1 of 10 1. + You obtain a chip fragment piece of the decoder from the chest. |
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Herc Commander: This has to be one of the worst games I've ever come across. who would've thought another chip fragment would be hidden in one of these chests and the only way we can obtain it is by constantly zoning in and out of the area until we hit the right number in the Array. |
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Commander: Clearly the game is getting more tricky. Its getting more harder now to find the rest of those fragments. |
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Herc Commander: How diabolical. 2. + You obtain nothing from the chest 3. + You obtain nothing from the chest 4. + You obtain nothing from the chest 5. + You obtain 500 credits from the chest 6. + You obtain a sera crystal from the chest 7. + you obtain 1 credit from the chest 8. + You obtain 5 silver bolts from the chest 9. + You obtain 2 platinum bolts from the chest |
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Commander: Great, we found 2 Platinum Bolts. That's great, I didn't think there would be any platinum bolts on Philbogus. But this is a buggy planet. So maybe I shouldn't be so surprised. |
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T6unit: Of course there are platinum bolts scattered on this planet. This is one the main bases of the Philbogus units. If you keep searching the damaged units you are likely to find more of them. 10. + You obtain 100 credits from the chest + You obtain 1 fragment of the decoder Chip. --- Array 1 of 4 1. + You obtain nothing from the computer terminal 2. + You obtain 1 gold bolt from the computer terminal 3. + You obtain 2 gold bolts from the computer terminal 4. + You obtain 1 health boost from the computer terminal --- Array 1 of 4 1. + You obtain a puff of dust from the computer terminal |
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Commander: Cough Cough, arrghh, that puff of dust got up in my face. + The Commander receives 60 damage to face textures. 2. + You obtain 2 gold bolts from the computer terminal 3. + You obtain 1 gold bolt from the computer terminal 4. + You obtain 2 health boosts from the computer terminal -- Open the door (script below) Something is bothering Loana (ask Loana) Go back the way you came |
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Loana: Oh guys, wait, Storm. This door also has highly reflective properties. So it would not be wise to try to shoot the door down either. |
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Storm: What are you trying to tell me Loana. |
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Loana: That if you shoot the door down with that darkmatter weapon of yours, the charge will hit the door, and bounce back on all of us and our shielding will not be able to handle it. |
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Commander: Loana is right Storm, I give you an order to everybody here not to touch that door with any weapons. |
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Storm: Oooer, I hadn't thought of that. We would be seriously hurt. |
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Loana: That's right, don't shoot the door down. we just have to find the tech security credits |
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Storm: Who in their right mind is going to want to bother farming the whole game looking for all those tech security credits just to open this door. |
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Loana: There must be something very valuable inside that door that might be why the security level is so high on it. --- + This door is highly secured. You need 100 Tech Sec Level points before you can open this door. |
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Storm: Oh that's bad the door has a 100 Tech Security level on it. Want me to try to shoot the door down? |
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Nosey Nella Parkas: Who was responsible for setting the security level so high up like that. This is a load of Hocus Bogus. (pouts) |
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Commander: Wow that's pretty high. |
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Loana: I'm shocked myself. I didn't think the doors could go up this high. 100 is ridiculous. |
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Herc Commander: Be grateful that the door was set to 1,000 tech security level. |
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Loana: Do you have any idea how long it would take us to collect up 1,000 tech security credits? |
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Commander: It would take us a very long time that's for sure. But this is not your normal game. I wonder what is behind this door. |
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Herc Commander: We won't know unless we open it and find out. Can we scan behind |
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Loana: Negative, there is something blocking the scans. Some kind of heavy shielding. the whole room behind this door is shielded. We can't read anything beyond this door. --- Pick of Glistening piece of Chip Fragment by the wonky tree |
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Nosey Nella Parkas: I knew there might be one over here. Reporter's Intuition |
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Herc Commander: How did you know that Nella? |
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Nosey Nella Parkas: Just a lucky guess. ---------------------------------------------- Array 1 of 30 1. + You obtain 3 Health boosts from the damaged unit 2. + You obtain 6 gold bolts from the damaged unit 3. + You obtain 5 pieces of scrap metal from the damaged unit 4. + You obtain a Glaxn stone from the damaged unit |
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Storm: What is this, some kind of pebble? |
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Commander: Looks like it |
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Storm: That's of no use to us |
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Commander: I'm gonna take it anyway just in case. |
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Storm: I think its a waste of time and inventory, but ok then. 5. + You obtain 1 health boost from the damaged unit 6. + You obtain 2 Glow Mist Orbs from the damaged unit 7. + You obtain 3 platinum bolts from the damaged unit 8. + You obtain 6 glow mist orbs from the damaged unit |
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Commander: Gee the Phil Bugs really got to this unit 9. + you obtain 2 health boosts from the damaged unit 10. + you obtain 10 credits from the damaged unit 11. + you obtain 2 Tech Security Credits from the damaged unit 12. + You obtain 4 Tech Security Credits from the damaged unit |
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Herc Commander: Wow this is the most Tech Security Credits we've ever found in one place. This unit was loaded with them. 14. + You obtain 5 Glow mist orbs from the damaged unit 15. + You obtain an elixir from the damaged unit 16. + You obtain 4 lava bombs from the damaged unit 17. + You obtain a Powder Puff Shield from the damaged unit 18. + you obtain nothing from the unit 19. + you obtain nothing from the unit 20. + You obtain 50 scrap pieces of metal from the damaged unit 21. + You obtain 2 health boosts from the unit 22. + You obtain a cheeky not from the unit Dear Player. We threw in this useless note in the ridiculously big array of this unit. Cheeky Game Developer. 23. + You obtain 12 Glow Mist Orbs from the unit 24. + You obtain 1 platinum bolt from the damaged unit 25 . + You obtain 6 Silver bolts from the damaged unit 26. + You obtain 3 Vials of goo from the damaged unit |
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Commander: Strange seeing vials of goo on Philbogus. 27. + You obtain 1 dead baby slowrath from the damaged unit. |
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Storm: Now that's creepy. What is a baby Slowrath doing down here on this planet? |
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Nosey Nella Parkas: Ewwwwwwwww, I hate worms. Especially dead ones. |
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Commander: Hmm mysteries, mysteries. 28. + You obtain 2000 credits from the damaged unit 29. + You obtain nothing from the unit 30. + You obtain nothing from the unit ---- + You open the damaged unit and find 1 damaged unit Commander: Eh, there's something's wrong with this one. |
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Storm: What is it? |
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Commander: There was another damaged unit inside this unit. |
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Storm: What? How is that even possible? |
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Commander: The two droid meshes were fused together. |
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Loana: Something must've gone wrong during the export process. The meshes should not be fused together like that. |
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Commander: A bad mesh I suppose. Oh well. time to move on I guess. |
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Nosey Nella Parkas: Why are there so many bad things in this game? This is no ordinary game if props are also faulty. |
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Commander: I know |
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Storm: There's nothing else on this droid. ---- Array 1 of 3 1. + You search the Damaged unit and find 1 gold bolt 2. + You search the Damaged unit and find 2 memory chips 3. + You search the Damaged unit and find 1 Orb to Nowhere |
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Herc Commander: Here we go people, another outpouring of disappointments from the Orb to Nowhere as always. |
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Nosey Nella Parkas: Well If there was no disappointments in it then it would not be an Orb to nowhere. |
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Herc Commander: Eh yeah, thanks for that useless piece of information Nella that tells us nothing than what we do already know. |
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Commander: The Orb is now opening. |
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Nosey Nella Parkas: Oh Goody, Here comes my favorite part. + The Orb pours out all its contents of disappointments and empty promises, there is a pretty little light show. Out of the last disappointment pops out a cheeky little game note. Dear Player: We couldn't think of anywhere else to put this Orb so we stuck it in one of the droid units just for the hell of it. It was a spare one we had left over for this map. Cheeky Game Developer. |
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Loana: What is the point of collecting up all these kooky Game Developer Notes? are we trying to earn one of those silly achievement badges? |
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Commmander: Well, I don't know, I've not read any rules regarding the collecting of all these notes. I'm sure there is some purpose to it. |
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Storm: Well the reward had better be good for wasting our time in collecting them all. Or I will have to go in and make some personal changes of my own to the Props Department. |
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Loana: Don't Storm, you never know The Game Props Department might have a couple of C3 Battledroids waiting in there to make sure you don't trash the props department. |
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William Smith: This game developer is being reckless. This should be taken up with the pawn player committee to get some controls laid down. |
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Commander: What are you talking about William, we dont' have a pawn player committee. |
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William Smith: We don't Drat, no wonder these game developers run all roughshod over us actor pawns. We don't even get a decent break. |
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Commander: Can we just get on with the script? ---- Array 1 of 4 1. + You search the damaged t6 unit and find nothing 2.+ You search the damaged t6 unit and find 1,000 credits 3. + You search the damaged T6 unit and find a Glaxn Base Security Keycard 4. + You obtain nothing from the damaged T6 Unit Pick of glistening piece of decoder fragment from rock piece Search Damaged T6 Unit A Search Damaged T5 Unit B Search Damaged T4 Unit C Go back the way you came + You obtain 1 fragment of the decoder Chip. -- + You find a glistening Chip Fragment -- |
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Commander: Some of these droid units we've been searching contain fragments of the decoder chip. |
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Storm: Unbelievable, these droids had been hiding pieces of the decoder chip in their miserable little tin can hides. Have these droids no shame? + You find nothing on the damaged unit. --------- + You find nothing on the damaged unit. |
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Herc Commander: Well that Philbogus unit was a waste of our time. -------------------------------- |
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Storm: Bah, how many more of these areas are there? |
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Herc Commander: How many holes does a honeycomb hive have? |
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Nosey Nella Parkas: Hundreds and hundreds, maybe a thousand. |
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Storm: That's not what I wanted to hear, so this place has a thousand areas to it. ARGGH if that's true we will be here all day. |
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Commander: Well we have been finding quite a few of the fragments around just this area. |
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Loana: Dosen't mean we will find them all in just this one area. + The Bugs hiss but keep their distance. |
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Commander: I don't think these bugs will be attacking us. |
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Storm: They seem to be waiting for something. |
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William Smith: Yeah, well waiting for us to put together that decoder chip. I wonder then what they will have to say to us. |
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Nosey Nella Parkas: No, I don't think I want to know. It might not be nice! Those bugs sound angry at us. They're still hissing. |
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Commander: Erm yeah they do look a bit hostile, but for now they are not making any moves and letting us go to these different areas to collect up the fragments of this decoder chip. Pick up glistening fragment chip piece off the ground. Search Damaged Unit Philbogus Imager Search Damaged Unit Philbogus Counselor Search Damaged Unit Philbogus Soldier Go Right to area of urns Go Left to area with two chests Go back the way you came Continue to Area 4 Systems List |
