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Brainwash Droid #1: Welcome to Belgaus. |
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Storm: If you ask me, its more like Welcome to BOGUS. |
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Brainwash Droid #2: Are you making fun of our world? |
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Commander: No sir, you see Storm is just. |
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Brainwash Droid #1: Oh save it, you organics are not perfect enough to comprehend the wonders of our world. |
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Storm: We're comprehending it now, and I think its all bogus. |
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Commander: Storm, that's enough. You are embaraassing me. |
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Brainwash Droid #1: Organics, typical, ill mannered, his decible level is too loud. his voice parameters will need to be altered. |
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Storm: Why you I outta. |
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Commander: U-Um Storm is happy to see you droids. (nervous Titter) |
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Storm: Hey, just one minute, I didn't say that. |
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Brainwash Droid #1: Why thank you. Are you going to take Brainwashing Program 1 or special level 2 for today? |
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Commander: Brainwashing program, what are these droids talking about? |
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Storm: We don't need to be brainwashed thanks, we have the rulebook droid with us. |
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Brainwash Droid #2: Oh so he does. he can skip the brainwashing upgrade then. Hes got the rules with him. |
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Brainwash Droid #1: A pity, I was so looking forward to brainwashing this organic. |
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Storm: Nobody is going to brainwash me and get away with it, not when I'm around. |
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Commander: Storm, stop with the threats, its ok now, the rulebok will keep us safe. |
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Rulebook Droid: Beep, Beep Beep. |
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Storm: I think that is a yes. or a no. |
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Commander: Oh never mind. |
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Brainwash Droid #1: Please make your way to Circuit Area 2 to see another droid. Go to Circuit Area 2 Go back to the Nc7 Presidium Ship and leave the planet Complain about the droid's service (script below) |
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Brainwash Droid #2: Any further complaints and we will schedule you in for another upgrade program |
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Commander: Wait, we haven't even stated our complaint yet. |
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Brainwash Droid #1: Very well, state your complaint and be quick about it. I can't keep my processors on all day. |
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Storm: Why not,you droids have managed to stay online for years without fail. |
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Brainwash Droid #2: This one is pushing it Unit 52C. |
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Brainwash Droid #1: Keep yourself within the allowed parameters. You may have the rulebook droid but there will be fines if your organic friend here steps over the line. |
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Commander: How does he keep himself in line then? |
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Brainwash Droid #2: He has to be perfect with our protocols, like all other units are perfect with the protocols. |
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Commander: But hes teloran, hes not got the perfect motorskills or the calculations you droids have. |
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Brainwash Droid #1: That is true, maybe we can make this one exception in his case. Very well. Protcol 1C82ABD does say in the case of a visiting organic we may circumvent the rule. |
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Brainwash Droid #2: We can try to bypass the Circuit Neural Link to Bypass Network Panel 2 |
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Storm: You droids are all full of huey. |
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Brainwash Droid #1: Why thank you (ha haa ha ah aha ha ) Hollow Mechanical Laughter |
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Commander: I hate it when they do that. |
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Brainwash Droid #2: Leave his neural circuits alone. Clause 62728C Paragraph 56 subsection CAX states that we can bypass the neural link and just hook him up into the rulebook droid instead. |
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Brainwash Droid #1: Hook him up to our rulebook? |
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Brainwash Droid #2: Just plug our droid to his suit interface. That will do it, we will tap into his neural link that way. |
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Storm: I don't like the sound of that, you droids keep your hands off me. + The Rulebook droid connects to the interface on Storm's suit. |
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Rulebook Droid: Accessing.... Linked. |
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Storm: Hey what's going on. |
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Rulebook Droid: I now have access to your files... oooh, lots of violence, I see you have been a pretty bad organic then. |
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Storm: Hey you keep out of my personal files you. |
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Rulebook Droid: Ooooh, whos been a bad boy then, involved in making a lethal anti matter weapon with a singularity we would not have even thought of something like that. |
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Brainwash Droid #1: Now what was your complaint? |
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Storm: STOP TELLING ME I'M BEING BRAINWASHED. |
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Brainwash Droid #2: You won't be brainwashed. You have the rulebook with you. He can't brainwash you. he can only search through your memory files. |
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Storm: Get this crazy droid off me. Stop him probing my memory. |
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Rulebook Droid: Oooooh, ther's too much destruction and mayhem in this organics mind, warning system overload, have to disconnect from his suit. + Rulebook disconnects from Storm's suit. |
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Storm: Arrghh, I hate droids that try to hijack me like that. no droids allowed. And stay out of my files |
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Rulebook Droid: Very well then, I would risk an overload anyway. I detected way too many polys. Hes not game ready. |
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Storm: LEAVE MY MESH OUTTA THIS. |
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Brainwash Droid #1: Say pretty please with sugar on top. - script still to be finished |
