Noobus
"The Planet of "Newbies"
FIX MY PLANET
"I Made A Nooboo" (Back to Basics)
Game Script for Noobus down below.
Computer: WARNING avoid experienced users down there at all costs. You should know how the Noobs are. Its In one ear and out the other. Because they got no experience to
understand experienced users. Oh well you will soon find out for yourself. I'll let your little pilot here explain the rest, since hes been down here before,. Just make sure you got plenty of noob experience on you first before thinking of coming here. |
Skinar: I better come along with you commander, you might need my help. Don't be surprised if the noobs keep coming to you asking for help. They need help with alot of things, this is not your ordinary world. There are alot of things left undone. Game Choices Dock at Noobus (script below) Noobus Main City Leave area |
(On main viewscreen of ship)
Storm: Arggghhhh Noobs. (slaps head) GAME CHOICES Land on homeworld. Do you know anything about this planet next to Noobus called Indus? (script below) Leave System |
Noobus Docking Control: Oh everybody knows about Indus the home of the Indies. Unfortunately its not easy to gain access to their world. They demmand that anyone who visits their world must gain 30,000 experience points first or they won't be allowed in. Well you got 5 Noob points for helping me. You have 29995 of them left to go.
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Noobus Docking Control: Not so fast. They said the experience had to be collected up from
only Noobus from doing quests or dealing with the Trolls, except we are not very good at doing the quests so we have trouble gaining our experience.. So you have to gain the experience points on our homeworld. You see the Indies want the experience to be gained only on Noobus to prove that you're not just another noob to them. They won't accept experience points from anywhere else. |
Noobus Docking Control: Nobody from our system has been able to get past the Indus Shield array when we attempted to try to get past it, but some of our ships got zapped by the array which rendered our engines useless and we had to hobble back home. Because we didn't know how to protect our ships against their Indus array.
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Skinar: Yeah i thought as much, sorry commander, you have to do quests on noobus to gain
those need experience points. They won't let you in their world otherwise. And I don't want to get zapped by their Indus array either. You see the Noobs have very short-term memories, they have trouble retaining things. |
Loana: Some worlds are like that Storm, Unfortunately. We have to do work to help out these noobs then we will be allowed into their world. I've always wondered what the world of the Indius looks like, I've not been there before and it has me a little curious. I wonder if they have some neat droid technology there.
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Noobus Docking Control: I know the answer to that one. to get 30,000 credits you have to do at least 30 quests and take out alot of the trolls and other creatures, in other words you have to search all over noobus for quests and searching and picking up things, should take you about 4 hours at the most. Won't take long at all.
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Rex: Ok I've heard enough. I've never heard of a world that demmands a certain level of experience first before you even dock on it. This is getting ridiculous, maybe we should leave this system and forget the whole thing. Storm might be right, it might not even be worth visiting that world and just be a waste of our our time.
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Storm: Bah, alright then Commander, we will do it then. Helping Noobs? I aint gonna enjoy this. But let's get it over and done with and try to help them. Okion System Back to Systems List |