Corporate Bull Droid (Waffle, Waffle, Bla bla bla bla Drone, Waffle)
Role: Red Herring to waste time with meaningless junk.
echo. -----------------CORPORATE BULL CONSULTING Inc --------------------
echo.
echo. Corporate Bull: Yes, how may I help you sir?
echo.
echo.
if %droidhire% EQU 1 echo. A) Hire The Droid to work for you.
echo. A) Ask about Corporate Consulting Services
echo. B) leave
echo.
echo.
set corpbull=1
set /p x1=
if %x1%==a goto dnohire
if %x1%==b goto shopclub
goto corpcon
:dnohire
cls
echo. Credits:%tesscredits%
echo. -----------------------------------------------------------------
echo.
echo. Corporate Bull: Oh, and what are you offering me?
echo.
echo.
echo. A) 60 Credits an hour
echo. B) 30 Credits an hour
echo. C) 20 Credits an hour
echo. D) 10 Credits an hour
echo.
echo.
set /p x1=
if %x1%==d goto dmustjoke
goto dnohire
:dmutjoke
cls
echo. Credits:%tesscredits%
echo. -------------------------------------------------------------------
echo.
echo. Corporate Bull: And is this credit term got High-Impact Vortals?
echo.
echo. Storm: I haven't a clue what hes talking about, sounds like a load
echo. of nonsense to me.
echo.
echo.
if %loana% EQU 1 echo. Loana: Wait a minute I know that droid. I thought he
if %loana% EQU 1 echo. sounded familiar. Boy if you want to hire him, good
if %loana% EQU 1 echo. luck trying commander, he won't be easy to try to
if %loana% EQU 1 echo. hire. They are a specialized droid, designed to
if %loana% EQU 1 echo. waste people's time giving utterly useless information
if %loana% EQU 1 echo. which is of no use to anyone.
echo.
echo. Storm: Why?
echo.
if %loana% EQU 1 echo. He been upgraded with bad Sectors, Coporate Bull
if %loana% EQU 1 echo. Brainwashing Propaganda routines.
echo.
echo. Storm: Oh..........
echo.
echo.
echo. A) Er.. Umm Yeah whatever that means.
echo.
set /p x1=
cls
echo. Credits:%tesscredits%
echo. -------------------------------------------------------------------
echo.
echo. Corporate Bull: And if I work for you do you promise to not
echo. upset our streamlined functional partnerships?
echo.
echo. Storm: Oh gosh, I can't understand a word that meant.
echo.
echo. Commander: Neither do I, I'll just play along. (whispers) Ok. Droid.
echo. I promise not to upset your streamlined functional partnerships.
echo.
echo. Corporate Bull: Good. and do you agree to interactively process our fast
echo. "outside the box" thinking and restore the mission-critical
echo. information?
echo.
echo. Commander: Er. Yeah, I have to protect my mission at all costs.
echo.
echo. Corporate Bull: Our services reqire the overarching effect of
echo. compulsory energies of our clients assets to empower them in their
echo. cause. Our goal is to give them better and more effective communication.
echo.
echo. Commander: Say What?
echo.
echo. Corporate Bull: Our forward subject Labor management influences the
echo. key people in our Company. At the same time, the interactive Quality Management
echo. Systems we provide makes sure that our goals are promoted to the utmost
echo. latest functional streamlined processing interactions that we can devise.
echo.
echo. Storm: This droid is all full of nonsense. Just ignore him Commander. Hes not worth listening to.
echo.
echo. Corporate Bull: Not so, Our optimal, industry-standard,
echo. winning formula has got solid foundations for our customer base
echo. because we like to make sound award winning management stratefic decisions
echo. that promote the commercializtion of our products.
echo.
echo. Commander: What commercialization, I never heard of this nonsense before.
echo. All you are doing is just giving us a cheesy boring promo about yourself.
echo.
echo. Storm: What products, we never heard of any products before.
echo.
echo. Corporate Bull: We specialize in Streamline Fast Communication
echo. processses. We are proud to host our services on the systems
echo. that welcome our interaction with the economy.
echo.
echo. Commander: You mean you like promoting your own bull.
echo.
echo. Storm: Oh like the seven winds you are just full of
echo. hot air. You will hear of more droids like him for if you buy
echo. stuff on other systems you will run into these propaganda droids sooner
echo. or later, they are in varios systems. We just call them corporate
echo. bulls for short because these type of time wasting droids are in a
echo. special class all of their own.
echo.
echo. Corporate Bull: We believe our system will beable to intergrate with your
echo. out-dated models, why not upgrade to our new deluxe model of business
echo. communications and interactions with your clients and customers.
echo.
echo. Storm: Bla Bla bla blabla, Bla bla bla bla bla. Go back to the scrap heap.
Taking over also the Vinus Hotel
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo. Storm: Oh no, not you again. It's another Corporate Bull.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 sound play Storm593.wav
if %corpbull% EQU 1 bg sleep 4000
echo.
echo. Corporate Bull Droid: Yes, Do you have a reversation at this hotel?
echo. Or do you want to book a hotel room?
echo.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo. Storm: How the heck did a droid like you get into a hotel job?
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo. Corporate Bull Droid: From my manager.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo. Commander: And who is your manager.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo. Your inquiry was not recognized.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 if %loana% EQU 1 echo. Loana: This is getting a little creepy guys.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 if %loana% EQU 1 echo. so its not just the ship's computer giving
if %corpbull% EQU 1 if %loana% EQU 1 echo. us the same response. Now its also the droids.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 if %loana% EQU 1 echo. Something outside what we can detect must be influencing
if %corpbull% EQU 1 if %loana% EQU 1 echo. them in some way we that don't know about.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 if %loana% EQU 1 echo.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 if %loana% EQU 1 echo. Commander: Yea I agree this is a little creepy.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 if %loana% EQU 1 echo.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo. Corporate Bull Droid: Welcome Gentlemen to our sophisticated new killer Hotel.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo. We have a collaborative new team on board delivering streamline
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo. initatives to our customers. How may we help you? We aim to serve.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo. Storm: And then it switches back to its normal behavior
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo. again spouting more meaningless bull. Weird. Very strange, I think we
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo. need to be watching the behavior of these droids from now on.
echo.
echo. Corporate Bull Droid: Well Gentleman, are you going to make a booking in our fine
echo. establishment, or do I have to keep on talking about how wonderful this hotel really is
echo. and all about its new initatives and processing of our customers. I can talk for
echo. hours about our new buiness model you know. Its been very effective with past clients.
echo.
if %loana% EQU 1 echo.Loana: Let's not, just book the dam hotel, I don't want to have to listen
if %loana% EQU 1 echo. to him waffle on for over an hour about this dump he calls a fine
if %loana% EQU 1 echo. establishment.
echo.
echo.
echo. (A) Check in a room at the hotel
echo. (B) No Booking Reservation
echo. (C) Talk to Corporate Bull
echo. (D) Return to lift
Role: Red Herring to waste time with meaningless junk.
echo. -----------------CORPORATE BULL CONSULTING Inc --------------------
echo.
echo. Corporate Bull: Yes, how may I help you sir?
echo.
echo.
if %droidhire% EQU 1 echo. A) Hire The Droid to work for you.
echo. A) Ask about Corporate Consulting Services
echo. B) leave
echo.
echo.
set corpbull=1
set /p x1=
if %x1%==a goto dnohire
if %x1%==b goto shopclub
goto corpcon
:dnohire
cls
echo. Credits:%tesscredits%
echo. -----------------------------------------------------------------
echo.
echo. Corporate Bull: Oh, and what are you offering me?
echo.
echo.
echo. A) 60 Credits an hour
echo. B) 30 Credits an hour
echo. C) 20 Credits an hour
echo. D) 10 Credits an hour
echo.
echo.
set /p x1=
if %x1%==d goto dmustjoke
goto dnohire
:dmutjoke
cls
echo. Credits:%tesscredits%
echo. -------------------------------------------------------------------
echo.
echo. Corporate Bull: And is this credit term got High-Impact Vortals?
echo.
echo. Storm: I haven't a clue what hes talking about, sounds like a load
echo. of nonsense to me.
echo.
echo.
if %loana% EQU 1 echo. Loana: Wait a minute I know that droid. I thought he
if %loana% EQU 1 echo. sounded familiar. Boy if you want to hire him, good
if %loana% EQU 1 echo. luck trying commander, he won't be easy to try to
if %loana% EQU 1 echo. hire. They are a specialized droid, designed to
if %loana% EQU 1 echo. waste people's time giving utterly useless information
if %loana% EQU 1 echo. which is of no use to anyone.
echo.
echo. Storm: Why?
echo.
if %loana% EQU 1 echo. He been upgraded with bad Sectors, Coporate Bull
if %loana% EQU 1 echo. Brainwashing Propaganda routines.
echo.
echo. Storm: Oh..........
echo.
echo.
echo. A) Er.. Umm Yeah whatever that means.
echo.
set /p x1=
cls
echo. Credits:%tesscredits%
echo. -------------------------------------------------------------------
echo.
echo. Corporate Bull: And if I work for you do you promise to not
echo. upset our streamlined functional partnerships?
echo.
echo. Storm: Oh gosh, I can't understand a word that meant.
echo.
echo. Commander: Neither do I, I'll just play along. (whispers) Ok. Droid.
echo. I promise not to upset your streamlined functional partnerships.
echo.
echo. Corporate Bull: Good. and do you agree to interactively process our fast
echo. "outside the box" thinking and restore the mission-critical
echo. information?
echo.
echo. Commander: Er. Yeah, I have to protect my mission at all costs.
echo.
echo. Corporate Bull: Our services reqire the overarching effect of
echo. compulsory energies of our clients assets to empower them in their
echo. cause. Our goal is to give them better and more effective communication.
echo.
echo. Commander: Say What?
echo.
echo. Corporate Bull: Our forward subject Labor management influences the
echo. key people in our Company. At the same time, the interactive Quality Management
echo. Systems we provide makes sure that our goals are promoted to the utmost
echo. latest functional streamlined processing interactions that we can devise.
echo.
echo. Storm: This droid is all full of nonsense. Just ignore him Commander. Hes not worth listening to.
echo.
echo. Corporate Bull: Not so, Our optimal, industry-standard,
echo. winning formula has got solid foundations for our customer base
echo. because we like to make sound award winning management stratefic decisions
echo. that promote the commercializtion of our products.
echo.
echo. Commander: What commercialization, I never heard of this nonsense before.
echo. All you are doing is just giving us a cheesy boring promo about yourself.
echo.
echo. Storm: What products, we never heard of any products before.
echo.
echo. Corporate Bull: We specialize in Streamline Fast Communication
echo. processses. We are proud to host our services on the systems
echo. that welcome our interaction with the economy.
echo.
echo. Commander: You mean you like promoting your own bull.
echo.
echo. Storm: Oh like the seven winds you are just full of
echo. hot air. You will hear of more droids like him for if you buy
echo. stuff on other systems you will run into these propaganda droids sooner
echo. or later, they are in varios systems. We just call them corporate
echo. bulls for short because these type of time wasting droids are in a
echo. special class all of their own.
echo.
echo. Corporate Bull: We believe our system will beable to intergrate with your
echo. out-dated models, why not upgrade to our new deluxe model of business
echo. communications and interactions with your clients and customers.
echo.
echo. Storm: Bla Bla bla blabla, Bla bla bla bla bla. Go back to the scrap heap.
Taking over also the Vinus Hotel
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo. Storm: Oh no, not you again. It's another Corporate Bull.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 sound play Storm593.wav
if %corpbull% EQU 1 bg sleep 4000
echo.
echo. Corporate Bull Droid: Yes, Do you have a reversation at this hotel?
echo. Or do you want to book a hotel room?
echo.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo. Storm: How the heck did a droid like you get into a hotel job?
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo. Corporate Bull Droid: From my manager.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo. Commander: And who is your manager.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo. Your inquiry was not recognized.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 if %loana% EQU 1 echo. Loana: This is getting a little creepy guys.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 if %loana% EQU 1 echo. so its not just the ship's computer giving
if %corpbull% EQU 1 if %loana% EQU 1 echo. us the same response. Now its also the droids.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 if %loana% EQU 1 echo. Something outside what we can detect must be influencing
if %corpbull% EQU 1 if %loana% EQU 1 echo. them in some way we that don't know about.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 if %loana% EQU 1 echo.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 if %loana% EQU 1 echo. Commander: Yea I agree this is a little creepy.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 if %loana% EQU 1 echo.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo. Corporate Bull Droid: Welcome Gentlemen to our sophisticated new killer Hotel.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo. We have a collaborative new team on board delivering streamline
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo. initatives to our customers. How may we help you? We aim to serve.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo.
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo. Storm: And then it switches back to its normal behavior
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo. again spouting more meaningless bull. Weird. Very strange, I think we
if %corpbull% EQU 1 echo. need to be watching the behavior of these droids from now on.
echo.
echo. Corporate Bull Droid: Well Gentleman, are you going to make a booking in our fine
echo. establishment, or do I have to keep on talking about how wonderful this hotel really is
echo. and all about its new initatives and processing of our customers. I can talk for
echo. hours about our new buiness model you know. Its been very effective with past clients.
echo.
if %loana% EQU 1 echo.Loana: Let's not, just book the dam hotel, I don't want to have to listen
if %loana% EQU 1 echo. to him waffle on for over an hour about this dump he calls a fine
if %loana% EQU 1 echo. establishment.
echo.
echo.
echo. (A) Check in a room at the hotel
echo. (B) No Booking Reservation
echo. (C) Talk to Corporate Bull
echo. (D) Return to lift